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so my band is currently playing a song called bernie's tune and basically we've invented a game of last man standing where everyone's been sticking bernie sanders stickers on other people's cases, folders, etc and im currently still winning
That’s amazing. I love it.
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so my band is currently playing a song called bernie's tune and basically we've invented a game of last man standing where everyone's been sticking bernie sanders stickers on other people's cases, folders, etc and im currently still winning
That’s amazing. I love it.
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listen. i might hate on bighit and their habit of using bts as cashcows and treating bts fans like atm machines at every waking moment of my life but also house of cards full ver is going to be on the young forever album so ill stay quiet
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me as a surgeon
me: what is this sharp thingy called other surgeon: haha i think its called a Scalpy or Scalpo or something like that. Shit if i know tho patient: Wha- *falls asleep under the anesthetic*
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this jumper smells like my girlfriend!!!

probably because it is my girlfriend’s jumper that i stole from her house under another jumper so she wouldn’t realise my thievery
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All done! One 4am comic finished. PS headcanon is that the car’s blue because Korra finally learned to drive, and what better way to celebrate than with… whatever Asami has in mind?? Sorry. (And you better read that filler slide in the voice of the narrator from Spongebob, or else… )
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when u pull ur foreskin back after not showering for 10 days
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playground
kid: lets pretend we’re on the oregon trail haha!!! me: *contracts dysentery and shits out the entire contents of my intestines*
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When you gain a follower
When you post something and they unfollow you
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clean, pretty, and cool jimin ♡
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