randombitchofthewest

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Fuck you *turns the st. Louis Arch into a mobius strip*

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If you have any dirty dishes in your room can you please just eat one of them? just one dish. you'll feel so much better. eat your ceramics

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it's getting too warm outside. I may need to intervene

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.

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when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

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Tumblr users love to act informed on queer history before saying the most insane shit

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It occurs to me that my ideal aroace partnership is like how the animal shelter sometimes calls animals that aren't even the same species a bonded pair.

They're not mating, but if you separate them, one of them might die of the Sadness.

Maybe I should just start saying Bonded Pair because the normies get too fuckin' hung up on the definition of "Queerplatonic."

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"Why would you let this voice set in your head? It is meant to destroy you"

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Reblog if you love traumatizing / violating your Blorbos and putting them in ✨situations✨

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Happy Halloween everynyan :3

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

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Showing off my new vintage sewing machine

@burning-down-the-mall

@keithfanaccount

Let’s play a game

Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.

My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)

Your turn!

@bookmovietvworm

@myfairkatiecat

@i-am-a-fish

@valtsv

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edited the line over this sequence and it lines up so perfectly. what the fuck. i didnt trim any of this it just follows everything so well what the fuck what teh fck

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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.