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Silent Creatures

I’m baaaaaack. Angst and some graphic imagery.

Narcissus gazed at his own reflection until he was no more.

If I look at you for long enough will I forget everything else?

You fainted on a rainy Thursday night, when everyone else was gone and I was scrubbing the floors. You insisted on prepping the walk in for tomorrow. I knew it was too much, but I wanted your company. I wanted your silence next to mine.

You fell like death and my blood ran cold.

I found you in the walk in, head lolled back and blood on the floor. You always closed yourself up, arms folded and legs tight. Now, you were outstretched, arms wide as if waiting for an angel’s embrace. I gathered you in my arms, lifted you like I used to carry my mother. But you were not drunk. And you were not crying. I wished you were.

I wished you were angry at me, I wished you would never speak to me again.

But you needed to wake up.

I had you laid out on the counter before I could even think rationally. I was a breaker, and you were always the healer. I couldn’t stitch you up, just as much as you could never take my place. Would you be cruel enough to scream? To rip, to tear? Was I brave enough to mend? To be gentle and low?

We only ever touched when we were in agony.

In our arguments, you would push me and I would grab your wrist. I would try to soothe and you would snap, snarl at me like an alley cat. When you cut your wrist, I bandaged it. When I nearly broke my thumb, you wrapped it for me. Your touch is reminiscent of my weakness, my rage, my pitiful wants.

What would you think of mine? Ignorant and arrogant. Cradling your head, but still straightening your chefs whites. Feeling for the damage, but wiping away a smear of blood from your neck. I whispered kind things, gentle things, selfish things.

Come back to me, Syd.

Stay with me.

You’ll be fine.

You need to open your eyes, I need you to open your eyes.

Dammit Sydney I need to do this with you.

It can’t be done without you.

Don’t leave me alone.

I was alone with the smell of your perfume and the scent of your blood. Your body, like something from Snow White in her glass coffin. But I wasn’t your Prince Charming, and my kiss would not be gentle. Desperate, bloody, wretched.

I never called 911, I never thought about hospitals.

Claire would be there. She wouldn’t ask any questions, she wouldn’t accuse me of anything. Because I would already be guilty. A crime committed, with how tightly I held your hand, pressing it to my cheek. How I whispered things that you never knew in your ear. How I cradled your head, how I treated your body like the most fragile thing.

Claire would know. Maybe that’s why I can’t love her. She knows me too well for any of my lies to work. She’s suspected since I kissed her, with the kiss of a kind man, a gentle man. I was made, with sharp knives and sterile kitchens and screaming chefs, to want. To want so savagely that it consumes me.

So the world would never know how you looked when you opened your eyes.

Your brown eyes were so dark, there was a barely detectable ring of blue around your iris. Your eyes were sleepy, your eyelashes still trapped together, a thick fringe. I could see every detail of your face, the tiniest deep brown freckles on your cheeks.

Your mouth hung open. And I realized that I was still holding you, still so very near you, so close that my eyes were inches from yours, my nose nearly touching your skin. But not quite. That lack, that space between us saved me from total insanity. Narcissus reaches for the water, feels the coolness rippling from it, yet doesn’t touch.

I am afraid, Sydney, that I will drown.

You cleaned the cut and I scrubbed the walk in. You had a shirt to change into, but I was left covered in blood. Red handed. You looked me in the eyes but I avoided your gaze.

“Thank you…for helping me.”

“I didn’t-“

“I don’t want you to tell the others.” She cut me off, “Okay?” I finally looked at her. Her eyes darted away, her hands fidgeting. I slowly nodded.

“Okay.”

“And Carmen?”

I flinched.

“I heard you.”

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Commentary for Tubi movie: Karma

-This opening👀

-mama eyebrows are everything!!

-mama a bible thumper😒

-pretty girls rock boutique?? Do Keri Hilson own this store??

-some of the clothes are🥴

-did they pay??

-so is he a drug dealer??

-🫣 not spending your break doing that. Should have gotten that money under the table cause they go tax that money girl…

-Sis said one of y’all go run this raise😂

-hey Mr. Security guard😏

-the pynk looks better and more fun

-how old is her sister???

-is it amateur night? How she just hitting the floor like that

-is that her father or step father??

-oh no🫣

-I wouldn’t be surprised if mama already know😒

-mama ain’t shit. I take back my eyebrow compliment

-so that’s her biological father???

-is mama sleeping with marlon???

-so these mama’s babies because ms ma’am grimy like her husband

-karma better watch that hater she got

-he never denied raping her so keep that in mind

-sir who guarding the door???

-girl stop telling your business to light bright

-why she in here dressed like morticia addams

-test results for what??

-not the daddy and uncle showing up

-yasss red bob

-that man looked hella confused when he said the daddy been raping her

-she just 18??? Isn’t she the older daughter?

-girl get your keys out before you leave the building

-the security guard said he go get one of these sister😂

-his face🥴

-do he know how old she is?

-mama hitting that bottle

-not the other sister popping up

-not HIV😱😱😱😱

-the mama gave it to him!!!

-I knew that wasn’t his kids!!!

-🫠

-I wonder if light bright passing HIV around like party favors

-the uncle got it 😱😱😱😱

-is the uncle the daddy??

-😱😱😱😱😱😱oh lawd😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

-what type of police station is this???

-yes set his ass up!!!

-oh mama get to collect his life insurance🙌🏾

3/5 star

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Commentary on the Tubi movie: Rotten

-somebody had a shopping spree at hobby lobby with all these signs

-Sis wasn't lying about homie being a bum

-not engage to a homeless nigga

-is she face timing T-Pain??

-what's going on???

-nothing wrong with loving your mother from a distance especially when she's toxic

-how are you a hairstylist and your man look destitute

-not sleeping with married men???

-let love into her life??? Sir why are you preaching to your mistress

-your wife is your world every day except for Wednesdays

-I'm confused was she taking down the braids on putting them in

-apple petty but she ain't lying about her mama

-Issac needs to stay out of their business

-shit parents ALWAYS NEED AN ORGAN🤣🤣

-once again apple ain't shit but she doesn't have to give her kidney to a mother that doesn't acknowledge the pain she caused

-girl what money have you got when you giving it to your homeless and jobless boyfriend

-one thing a broke nigga go do is keep a plan b aka another home to squat in

-sir I can't take you seriously with these glasses

-not his baby mama!!! Girl you dumb as hell

-girl ya man is a bum!!!

-she out here dating T-Pain

-oh they all got relationship issues

-apple about you sleep with Isaac

-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she a damn fool

-girl tell them where Deon's bum ass at

-Baby the self-esteem in this family is lower than the earth’s core

-not he’s our man now!!😂😂

-Isaac is NOT a good man Savannah

-he has a point apple🥴

-I wonder if Isaac is Apple daddy??

-Apple is hella grimy was made that way

-the adulterer is judging and preaching to his mistress again🙃

-not her pulling this grey’s anatomy choose me love me line😂

-self-esteem has officially dropped to the south pole

-he working hard for this kidney

-black Carlos needs to take this bum out

-he not trying! I have yet to see him on Indeed jobs

-self-esteem #2 following right behind the other one

-not him stealing her identity

-HUSBAND???

-not him running

-she still defending this muskrat

-I completely agree you are a loser with that wide-ass part in that wig

-I’m so tired of this TD Jakes nigga

-not her throwing her bills away😂

-aww she gave her a booth at the shop🥹

-I hope T-ache is real

-Tami crawled so Tokyo Toni could walk

-Baby this is too much

-I wonder who the Pappy is

-I'm getting dizzy with this camera circling

-Issac gotta be her daddy

-not the adulterer catching feelings

-the wife is slow as well I see

-Deon out here dress like Fabo

-call black Carlos!!

-TD Jakes dresses like a new edition member...this is too much

-Black Carlos!!!

-Tami just tell that girl who her daddy is

-😱😱 this is the work of Tyler Perry

-the whole bloodline is trash my lawd

-they look to the sky for big Mama when she at the bottom looking up at them just burning

-not the whole salon knowing about her meet-up with T-ache

-is that a birth certificate I see👀👀

-i hope this man ain't a serial killer

-OH NO!!!! 😱😱

-Lawd this is too much

-I KNEW IT!!! She having a hills have eyes baby!!

-not the cousin dead Jesus 😱

-be pro-choice🤷🏽‍♀️

-this man fashions🙃

-not Tami popping up on Isaac

-Yaass Tami🔫🔫

Too much was going on but at least the plot was decent

3/5 stars

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Commentary for Twisted Date

-Not trying drowning/ killing a white man in his pool 🥴

-Jade you need better people in your life ma'am

-Yes ma'am pepper spray his ass!!

-lightskin is a true villain

-Not the OJ gloves!!

-The friend is dumb cause girl you can tell in his eyes he is crazy

-Girl laugh your ass out the door he's crazy

-RIP to Ashley😔

-Tawni came out the gate hating

-So is this cafe a Hooters/Starbucks hybrid?

-Shout out to the supervisor coming through with a job✊🏾

-Oh the manager John must be looking for some sugar to pay the rest of that rent

-Why is Jade like a vampire slayer?

-Tawni let the hate blind her. If someone pops up unexpectedly giving off on-the-run vibes I'm not asking too many questions and I'm keeping my distance.

-Francisco about to be another victim

-Francisco on that sugar booger

-Francisco trying to get some of that brown sugar

-The outfits for these pictures are low key trash

-Of course Cisco want her to come by the house😒

-House is nice though🤷🏾‍♀️

-Jade he just want the sugar girl save yourself

-Girl to get a headshot you got to give head. Everyone knows this

-Now Jade you done killed a spicy white man dead😒

-You on the run but taking pictures that will be publicly published🙃

-👻 not the ghost of the white man

-Ms. Jade don’t kill this fine man

-Oh no not this man son😱

-Girl can you please stop attending public events

-Take Tawni out! It’s time!

-Not this final destination death😱

-Devin sir leave this white man alone and go to the cleaners

-Jade is a fool. Wearing this white woman dress to a public event

-SHE’S TRASH MR. VEGA DON’T TAKE HER OR FEED HER ASS. SHE KILLED PAPA VEGA…HE WAS TRASH BUT STILL

-Frank is too damn fine

-Jade is a terrible actress! My baby Frank knows the truth!

-Here come lightskin villan😒

Side note:Frank Instagram https://instagram.com/officialctv?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

-Now Jade you are dumb

-Get off my Puerto Rican boo!!!

-Damn Frank

-YOU WILL BURN FOR THIS JADE!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

-Girl you really thought Ashley was still kicking???

-Fuck Jade I’m mad as hell

This was another great tubi original movie.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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Commentary for the movie A Good Man:

-Movies opening credits giving a Tyler Perry play realness.

-Girl, I thought that was Zac from Sistas

-thick Zac is good for paying for that toxic woman stuff. I thought they were at FedEx at first lol...

-always google the location of the date Ari

-this man is toxic

-I think Ari is the problem

-Ari missed a few days in the each one teach one program

-not him sliding down the wall after finding them in bed🤣🤣

-What in the Tyler Perry is going on. They childish for these music videos in the middle of the movie

-SWOLE ZAC WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? It's been a couple of months?? Even my men's waited nine months in

-Ari just needs to sign up for Love After Lockup with Khaotic and leave Swole Zac alone

-another music video😒

-Not the jailbird free!

-Run Ari!! He go have you in another shoot out🔫���

-It's clear she doesn't want Swole Zac's kids

-The red flags are showing now

-K-OS is out here on his Keith sweat to get his lady love back.

-Not him in the window 🤣

-Lawd Ari 🤦🏾‍♀️

-Not this attitude after riding K-OS

-Not thug passion🤣🤣

-What K-OS and Swole Zac meeting for??

-Wife??!! What wife is K-OS talking about??????

-Swole Zac damn near in tears watching her in the tub

-Just laying there letting Mister do his business

-This is so messy🤣🤣 C’mon respect trust and communication

-He hit her with that penny where you been

-Ari dumb

-Swole Zac is crazy

-Girl pressure?? Do you mean K-OS applying pressure😏

-Don't bring K-OS to that man's house Savannah!!

-Mama said she was in these streets😭

-another music video😒

-ARI YOU GUTTERSNIPE!!

-Ari is a damn fool having this man in Swole Zac's house between his sheets

-First of all, if you gonna be trifling don't have thug passion come the day before he's supposed to come home. Also, go to a motel and pay cash. Better yet leave that man Savannah

-He should have gone up the stairs like Mr. Big

-Not him crying outside the room lawd

-Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun

-Not her jumping on Swole Zac for hitting Thug passion

-Not cremation😱

-It's too late for all this crying, Ari

-Hit his ass, Swole Zac!!! How you talking trash tied to a chair in your boxers

-Not taping up the baby😱

-He lame for writing bad boy on his chest🤣

-OMG!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING??!!

-Not stabing him like they in prison🔪

-Going to therapy after killing three people sir🙃

-😱😱

Bravo to the cast and crew!! This was actually a decent movie.

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Commentary for the Tubi original: Twisted House Sitter2

-they working her nerves in that jail lol

-not her having a seizure😱 or is she🧐

-damn she free already??

-she faked her death with the random white man??!😱

-not saying that's his woman

-she done ran up this white man's credit card and he is heated🤣

-he really thought that she wouldn't trip when he found out he lied about moving to Miami

-transfer to Nebraska??! Now sir why did you think this was a good idea

-she done found her mark lawd

-Loren got that shake and go wig on

-well damn RIP to Loren

-she collects wigs like their Pokemon cards

-Vivica!!!! Look damn good

-she really out here working this dead woman's job

-now Vivica this wig is a no no🥴

-lawd she done gave the infamous squatter her house keys

-at this time she's invited to stay this time

-now get out that lady's house before the alarm is set

-of course, she trying on her clothes

-BUSTED!!

-Don’t believe her Marcus!!!!

-not having her stay until find a new place to stay

-white man said he was go find that colored woman at all cost

-I can't believe I'm saying this but believe the white man Marcus

-unless your sister is a felon she ain't nothing like her

-Pricilla need to stand in her corner tonight and send Vivica a message

-how are y'all looking at the real Loren's Instagram and still think the one walking around is the same person

-oh so Loren is 🌈 homegirl should have did her research before pushing sis down them stairs

-not burying the assistant in the Marcus garden🥴

-it’s clear as day it’s not the same girl!!!! Call the cops

-don’t fall for the peer pressure Vivica you know you don’t suppose to drink

-you really go take a picture with a drink🧐

-now you driving!!!This is just stupid😡

-not blackmailing Vivica up for vehicular manslaughter of that white man that busted you out lawd

-you should be side-eyeing the hell out of Loren since she's acting all calm after moving a dead body

-sh's out here spiking herbal tea smh

-why did y'all leave this stranger with the board of directors??

-yas cousin kiki come through with some facts

-she came with the facts to this crazy heifer too quick🥴

-here comes the blackmail

-Vivica she is crazy play the game and then go in for the kill

-Marcus you are a special type of slow

-Vivica's best friend needs to tell Marcus about Loren pushing them drinks

-not the rehab people picking her up!!!

-Marcus really got my girl locked up at rehab and got the crazy one wearing Vivic's dress

-yas Vivica sneak out and bust her ass!!

-now vivica dressed like a server

-how they giving ol girl a top vp position???

-yass girl fight!! Whoop her ass vivica

-i knew she was gonna snitch smh

-they got my girl!!

-Marcus are you kidding me right now!!!

-not vivica with the straight back cornrows giving honor to Cleo

-she got ol girl old cellmate!!!!!

-yass vivica get the tea and start plotting

3.5 /5 stars

Looking forward to part 3

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Commentary for the Tubi original: Twisted House Sitter

-👀👀 Claire Klye is that you??! Low key she looks like a lights skin Miranda Cosgrove

-if you know I'm at work and not answering that should let you know I'm busy and will hit you back later

-not breaking up with her at her job?!!

Xander childish

-Sis ordered the executive luxury car service and a Pontiac pulled up🤣

-cancel the ride and order another one

-the driver talking too much

-Don’t tell your business, Morgan,

-she would forget her house keys in the car🙃

-Is she really going in this woman's house like she pays the mortgage

-not her realizing she stank and needs a bath

She really making herself at home😂

-IDK why she chose a place where they lock her phone up

-busted by the cleaning lady while wearing Morgan's clothes lol

-oh she lying lying to these people

-is that Morgan’s swimsuit??

-handyman fine😏

-the cleaning lady and handyman need to compare stories cause she not staying consistent with the lies

-she had found her petty cash stash and company card🤦🏾‍♀️

-not wearing her wig!!

-handyman don't fall for this squatter

-not Daya the cleaning lady just popping up at all hours of the day🤔

-Daya you know something up so just call Morgan's assistant

-Is she really posting on this girl's social media? The company account at that lol

-SHE CATFISHING MORGAN’S EX!!!

-not lying and telling him Morgan been cheating and he believes the stranger in his ex wig

-fight this demon off y, sir!!!

-he go feel so stupid when he finds out this woman is a squatter

- tell riley and Morgan handyman Charlie!!!

-not her reading handyman Charlie like that

-SHE GOING HOME EARLY!

-Surprise bitch!!

-not Xander trying to get it in with the squatter again

-not her stealing her laptop and copying files!!

-Xander ain't shit! Blow up his spot Charlie!!

-Xander trying to be the supportive boyfriend like he wasn't balls deep in that squatter

-Leave Xander and get with handyman Charlie at least he cared enough to upgrade your security system

-not popping up at Morgans's job

-not leaking to the press about being her tenant lol

-she still got this woman's wig🤣🤣

-they found Daya😱RIP

-not Xander running in like he cares 😒

-CHARLIE TELL HER ABOUT XANDER!!

-not sis hiding in the bushes🤣

-Morgan need security and a guard dog

-she hiding in the trunk lmao

-this is NOT the time to have your phone on vibrate Morgan

-Xander been helping the squatter the entire time🙃

-Xander got all these muscles and can't defend himself

-Get her ass, Morgan!!

-yass Charlie got his girl

-not her getting fan mail in jail🤣🤣

3/5 stars

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Commentary for Tubi movie: If I can’t

-ma’am just wear shorts these jeans are horrible

-come on promotion with benefits🙌🏾

-why does she sound like this???

-mama trash I’m calling it now

-ms. Ford thought that chocolate was up for grabs

-y’all doing this during an open house???

-not calling her by the wrong borough??

-Emory is fine👀

-this sex scene is 🥴

-RIP to Emory

-she really don’t want that baby😭

-these wigs🙃

-Lolo me😂 I drop the kids gifts off and dip

-Idk why Ms. Ford thought Harlem would do brunch with her

-Here comes native boo aka Scott the weed man

-Run Harlem Run!!

-the makeup artist giving a monologue like he in Pose

-Harlem a little soft in the head

-Ray mad disrespectful

-Native boo to the rescue

-(tiny annoying ass voice he means)

-I can tell Native boo crazy and mad abusive

-not taking random drugs??

-THEY SHOOTING😭😭

-Run Harlem

-Lolo charging a deposit and running late 😒typical

-the way she yelped when he pushed her😂😂

-these sex scenes are truly 🥴

-Scott know he got kids somewhere 😒

-not calling that woman mama then lying about his job

-act 3 should have been called mask off

-This line!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

-how you slap this woman then ask her if she hungry🥴

-is that Young Joc🧐

-is that C murder??? He out??

-please don’t beat her for fixing that man a plate of food!!!!

-oh he crazy crazy

-talk to me with lowercase letters😂😂😂

-oh no🫣

-was he not there when Scott started beating her???

-ain’t nobody listening to what his ex is saying???

-not got the child playing around drugs

-Run Harlem Run

-I knew he was gonna get her

-she need to ask the ex how she escaped

-I hope she taking birth control cause she do NOT need to get pregnant by him

-I knew her mama was dense

-Scott lying his ass off

-nothing but bird behavior

-Harlem is just dense like her mama

-not Lolo mad she avoids her shop so she don’t get beat

-I knew he been cheating on her

-Lolo that insurance money is for Harlem and her child not to put y’all on

-not Jamal sick Jesus😔

-the doctor fine👀

-listen to him Harlem!!!

-beat her ass!!!

-Scott went from begging like Keith sweat to threatening like Ike Turner back to Keith sweat

-yass plan your escape! build that business! leave that man!

-why would throw a going away party knowing your daughter is trying to run and hide from this man???

-Lolo truly ain’t shit😒

-why do people think she gotta share her money

-I knew chocolate was in the streets

-Idk why people wanna be with Scott ass so bad

-why are y'all telling people where y'all going???

-don't leave that man with them kids

-Everybody is dense😣

-Scott looks good in this hat but it's still a no for me

-This movie too damn long

-lolo why are you still here???

-not the baby😱😱😱

-Well Lolo🤷🏽‍♀️

-😱😱😱

I blame the mama.

2.5 /5 stars

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Commentary for the Tubi movie: A complicated affair

-they kick off with the bull

-really put that girl up as collateral🥴

-at least they let her pack a bag🤷🏽‍♀️

-how do you gamble a drug dealer's money???

-oh he fed her and she got her own room this a nice hostage situation

-poker and dice game??

-she needs to leave Calvin once she's free

-he pimping too??

-i knew her people would start calling

-girl these red eyebrows🥴

-ma’am you are nosey as hell go back to your room

-not sleeping with her sister!!

-abortions!!! 😱

-I knew someone was gonna rob them!!

-not setting up the robbery!!

-Calvin could have texted her that morning

-I knew it!!! i just knew this was some Philly ninjas

-macy a little busy riding around London right now🙃

-sir again??

-not her robbing him🤣🤣

-yasss girl know your worth

-these wigs are something else

-skip skip skip

-let's wrap this up!

-well at least she made the right choice 🤷🏽‍♀️ Calvin was out here fake stressed while sleeping with half the neighborhood

-it be your own homies

2.8/5 stars

Never trust a gambler with your life

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Commentary for Tubi movie: Surprise

-This spoken word proposal🙃

-is this a music video as well??

-she burned a good bit of bacon. That should have woken him up

-hard bacon, eggs, and a whole orange??? yeah she is up to no good

-oh he got tech money💰

-she acting mad suspect🧐

-you can't keep canceling that's nothing but red flags

-who are these random Latin men🤔who’s the young one👀

-I wonder if he cheated before??

-am I missing something??

-not getting a PI!? Baby that birthday breakfast was a clear sign that she cheating

-well damn at least act cool until you get the results from the investigation back

-mr.pi quick😲

-is that the best friend🧐🤔

-girl you could have done better

-just tell her already

-41 minutes left and I'm ready to turn this off😒

-what is this yelling and shaking

-confront them like your name is mr. big

-Did you call this man to order a hit???!!

-well at least its just the friend he taking out🤷🏽‍♀️

-sir this attitude is suspicious and I'm sure the whole office notice how you icing him out

-I'm on the verge of just skipping to the end to see what she got going on with his friend

-15 minutes left let's wrap this shit up so I can watch Megan

-a surprise party???

-hard to plan??? Girl, you got a cake from sams and called some people over

-you killed Greg over a surprise birthday party🥴

-It just ends like this!!!!

-Get your swole ass up! You should have let that man keep following your wife!

3.3/5 stars

The acting was good. Some scenes were unnecessary and long but overall it was a good movie. Potential for a sequel if done right.

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Commentary for The Idol Ep.5 series finale

Let's get this shit over with🙌🏾

-He done sweat out his press from stressing over sis sleeping with her ex🤣

-its clear Joss knows he just using her but I guess she is cool with it🤷🏽‍♀️

-she said the songs are done and so are you!!🤣😭

-oh she is done done👀 call his ass out!!

-chole said he been manifesting meeting you for a minute 😭

-yass giving the talented cult people a chance

-Xander if you don't stand up against Rattail!!!

-not the cult people still half naked hugging these people

-Rattail high and mad aggressive 🤣

-Not calling Nikki a Judas for signing his cult person without calling him

-Sing Chole!!!

-not setting the ex up for rape????!!!!!

-Rattail shut up!!!

-Sing Dennis Rodman Jr.

-not the cult people being his backup dancers

-Xander ain't shit!!!

-Not the producers talking shit about everybody 🤣🤣

-y’all can't hire Rattail he is a liability

-Joss stand up for Rob you know he didn't rape anybody

-Fuck Xander and I hope he ends up sleeping in the club with the rest of them

-I'm so over this

-this should have been 4 episodes😒

-girl what are you doing??

-not trying to scare him with this Grimm tales of little red riding hood😭

-Joss really think she Janet

-Yaaaasss kick his ass out

-Rattail better take that 500k and dip

-At this point take Rattail out

-this episode is too long lawd

-Kick Xander off the tour!!!

-BFF/assistant said that was enough and I'm reading to go

-not the backup dancer getting shelved before her first single dropped

-They gave Joss back her song and sent backup dancer packing

-the tour is finally here Jesus 🙌🏾

-ooohhh Rattail's business is out for everyone to see

-pimping and holding people hostage is his specialty I see👀

-not him showing up like Ike for Tina’s show

-she really left him an access pass

-Yass Dee threaten his ass

-this heifer is toxic as hell to want Rattail back🙃

-she really wanna be with a pimp with a rattail and a rap sheet??

-meet the love of your life???

-NOT INVITING THE PIMP ON STAGE😱😱

-I hope her label drops her ass😡

Thank fuck this is over

Shout out to all the artists on the show

1/5 stars

[randomcommentary]

Tubi original Safe Word

Commentary:

-What is this accent Jeffery Harrington got??

-ma’am that’s a stranger's house

-….never mind

-what in the fifty shades of hell is this??

-how long y’all been together

-he better get a post nuptial agreement since boss got a problem

-Mama Joyce??????????

-what is his problem

-😨😨

-y’all could have just stayed home if the homies wasn’t joining in

-E.L. James need to sue🤣🤣

-are they in the attic???

-Christian Grey wasn’t this bad

-how you tell her to pace herself AFTER she married this crazy man

-why would she tell him she know their dirty deeds

-now we in fifty shades darker

-I'm calling Olivia Bensen she said no and used the safe word time to call the cops

-this nigga crazy

-que??

-Christian Grey would never do this

-these random numbers got my nerves bad🤣

-I see why sis at the club had to do time at rusk hospital

-homie just kill the mama off at this point since she can’t see her before leaving

-Once again Christian would not do this and homie was toxic as hell

-not him being mad that she don’t text first!!!???

-who out here making pudding🫢

-girl pack ya shit and hitchhike home

-he made breakfast but it just looks like sliced ham

-what in the Britney Spears??? He is trash my lawd

-With him for two years??

-Insubs???

-Where is Veronica Harrington when you need her!

-🫢

-Beat his ass Fiona!!!

-This took a ready dark turn

*tubi out here competing with lifetime with these movies

-they are dumb as hell🤦🏾‍♀️

-Rip Fiona

-don’t yell red now😌

[randomcommentary]

Tubi's original Best Friend

Commentary:

-Who sleeps like that on a couch? He looks uncomfortable

-This music knows it’s trash

-I’m glad Hakeem's kids mother landed on her feet after she left Empire

-Not the uncle from The Stepmother popping up

*6 minutes in and I’m ready to call it quits

-This is so corny

-LAWD NOT LIGHTSKIN VILLAIN AGAIN!!

-Marques really dressed like he about to knock on some doors

-Why would you wear an outfit that’s damn near the same thing you wore at work🙃

-Is he eating off a serving tray???

*googles pineapple sprite*🤢

-Not lightskin villain😓

-Ma’am why do you have so much cleavage showing at work??

-He asked her a question Jamie he didn’t accuse her but I’m sure he thinks she did it now…

-all this talking and nobody saying nothing of importance

-Kyle the cop cute

-Now marques please get a life and leave this woman alone

-SLAP HIM AGAIN!!

-Why y’all got pictures up like y’all married??

-This music is ungodly bad

-Why does she have to apologize???

-Not Jamie acting like he really Batman getting justice

-Girl why didn’t you go to that fine man house

-So we’re gonna skip over him confessing that he killed someone??

-He showed up to work refreshed like he wasn’t outside that man house sitting in the car crying

-this has to be the dumbest twist

-10 minutes have past and I have nothing to say

-Lightskin villain didn’t deserve this

-This nigga took his nickname too serious. That girl was not in danger the night you broke into that man house

-Stalking is bad!! I could see if he was just looking at her social media but no he burning gas following her and the people she talking to around

-This movie was made for the people that don’t think Marques Houston isn’t a predator for getting with that child he married

[randomcommentary]

Commentary for The Idol Ep. 3&4 🫣

-woke her up out of her sleep to go shopping🫠 I wonder who paying

-Beautiful car but y’all can’t be doing the nasty with the top down

-assistant/bff is over it

-Maximillian Rattail thinks he Kanye dressing homegirl

-not him threading people with this weak ass voice😂

-she letting Rattail fire people and run her house after the first sleepover🧐

-we got the same satin scarf

-oh her chef is fine😏

-not Rattail slapping the fine chef and firing him

-this nigga in a windbreaker and an ugly one at that and telling her she doesn’t have a sense of style

-not having sex in the store lawd…

-this girl is so dumb

-Yas Dee question his ass!!

-they found out the backup dancer can hold a note and gave her song and video away😂

-girl get these cult members out of your house!!

-Sing Dennis Rodman Jr.!!

-they really just using her studio like it’s theirs🙃

-they all look like they stank

-not a family dinner. Baby, u got 2 weeks to make 3 hits and if you don’t the label will drop u!!!!

-Rattail sitting at the head of the table like he bought the house

-girl don’t make that photo for your photo album

-he looked at her like Ike did Tina at this table👀

-not the creative director falling for this bull rattail pushing

-GIRL KICK HIM OUT!!! U don't have to tell this man your business!

-he is not a therapist stop telling your business

-sitting at that table looking how he looking talking about I don't keep secrets from anyone knowing he playing the hell out this woman

-not the mama being abusive and controling I know she somewhere hot

-lawd no wonder Rattail was able to dig his claws into her

-what is going on???

-not abusing her with the same brush her mama beat her with😣

They should have canceled this shit and burned the rest of the episodes

Ep.4

-The weeknd and these random ass songs in these episodes

-not the help saying he got a Napoleon complex

-I knew my girl Dee was going to find out Rattail tea!!

-kidnapping and assault charges!!! Get that man out that house now!!!

-who told him to undo that rattail??

-trust him??? Bitch it's been three days!

-yass Dee going undercover

-I knew chole was underage😔 save her D!!

-a heroin addict as a teenager???!! Lawd

-damn backup dancer got a record deal already!!?

-if you gotta do this fifty shades of Rattail just to lay a track don’t do it in front of a crowd please

-what is going on????

-this is disgusting 🤢

-not the bff thinking the man that’s apart of the cult go think Rattail was wrong for what he did

-oh so this all the clothes Rattail got??

-so joss just telling everybody business

-wannabe Charles Manson ass

-Run creative director!!!

-🫣

-not hogtying this man

-a shock collar???!!!!

-not blaming this man for not outing her mother for being abusive!!

-girl fuck you and ya dead mama

-just fire him and leave him alone

-he told the whole truth about u and ya mammy and you couldn’t handle it

-this man is coked out his mind(push him down the stairs and say he fell)

-she don’t know that man from Adam Dee. He got prison tattoos but she ain’t really worried about the charges cause you think the woman he abused set him up

-telling her to tell the world about her abusive mother to tell some concert tickets...the whole world Craig??? Go tell the world instead of a therapist

-another Coke binge🙃

-bff/assistant need to call everybody at the label call tmz hell call Jenny jones cause I'm tired...

-yass young former heroine addict tell Joss about the setup between the backup dancer and Rattail

-not calling your ex to make Rattail jealous

-not him trying to be intimidating with this annoying ass voice

-he coked out his mind trying to fight

-lawd rattail go beat her ass with that brush for acting like she doesn't know him

-she really doesn't own any clothes that don't look like she works at P-valley

-she loves these Virginia super slim cigarettes

-girl really😒

-not rattail crying outside the door listening to her sleep with her ex

-creative director set the ex up for no reason...i guess he the new member to the cult

Yeah, they made the right decision on ending it early. I hope the last episode 20 minutes long...

[randomcommentary]

Random commentary for The Idol ep. 1&2

-What type of photo shoot is this??

-Not mental illness is sexy??!

-ma’am put your breast away!

-Alright now ms. Da'Vine Joy Randolph in this dress!

-bare breast for a album cover🧐

-not a money shot leaking!

-why are people randomly rehearsing in the backyard

-do NOT bring Britney into this!

-just tell the girl about the photo already

-this song is terrible

-here comes the weeknd and his ponytail

-this man’s talking voice is random as hell for some reason😂

-never trust a random man with sunglasses on in the club

-Oh they setting the white woman up?

-She said he had a rattail and I know he was low key hurt

-Baby what does he have on?

-Do NOT bring Prince music into this!!

-What is going on??

-that single is trash tell that woman the truth

-you like that he(the weeknd’s character) has a rapey vibe???

*enter the weeknd aka the rapey guy with the rattail

-looking like a low rent Maximillian from vampire in Brooklyn

-I knew he was on that sugar booger

-once again this song is trash

-he really dressed like he work at cheddars. Just bring me my pasta and go sir

-what in the fifty shades is going on???

-WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THIS KNIFE??

🫤

Ep.2

-Nikki need to be fired

-she made the song worse lawd😫

-he giving a my phone only works when it’s connected to wifi tease

-oh they finessing these white women

-this music video is 🥴

-they found rattail Maximillian!

-just say he’s black girl damn

-yes black woman pep talk

-not Nikki trying to replace her at the video shoot

-this song lawd

-not bloody feet and thighs Jesus

-what is going on at this club??

-oh lawd she in so much pain

-yass D another pep talk

-go to hell Nikki. now you care after seeing this girl breakdown

-oh no she ain’t got no money

-everybody about to drop ms. Joss after this

-girl stop calling rattail and figure out how you go pay your mortgage if the label drop you

-not the backup dancer sleeping with rattail!!

-who invited his friends??

-she really doing some strange man’s coke??

-there is still 15 minutes left and I’m nodding off lawd

-this random woman is just raiding this lady closet like she knows her

-why is this woman just staring???

-Maximillian rattail is a cult leader??

-what is going on????????

-moving in??? Sir y’all JUST met I know she go sa…

-of course, she tells him yes🫠

-Sing peeping Tom lady and Dennis Rodman Jr. Yass

This is a show about nothing🫠🫠 nothing but soft-core porn with a dash of a plot…