randomderp
randomderp
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|| Just some guy with weird and random fasinations || I am 19, and do not fear viewing and interacting with content of Mature rating. Viewer Discretion is Adviced (Minors/Stricly SFW Blogs DNI.) ||
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randomderp · 3 days ago
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PUPPEERR
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doggie…
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randomderp · 16 days ago
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*Bites Violently*
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equal opportunity voyeurism
early access + nsfw on patreon
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randomderp · 19 days ago
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Yellow is such a wild colour to me. It's my favourite because it is a "happy" colour to me. And yet, I find it very threatening??? Like, Bright vibrate yellow is a threat. It is not okay. And yet I'll look at that same colour and tell people with a straight face "It's a happy colour". Like???????
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randomderp · 19 days ago
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Aww, lil smile blobs just want permanent happiness :3
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Version without effects and text under the cut:
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randomderp · 19 days ago
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Real
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randomderp · 20 days ago
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Yes.. Normal
I saw this picture a few hours ago and can't stop myself from made a quick art of König
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randomderp · 20 days ago
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Pubby!
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walk her like a dog [1]
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randomderp · 29 days ago
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Happy Prime Time 02 ✨
I even made a coloured version this time:
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As always: Anyone is permitted to get any motive from any of my flashes ~
I would only kindly ask for Illustrator Credit as well as see the tattooed result :>
[usually I do 5 items per sheet, and I originally wanted to do 2 per P.A, but 6 felt a bit excessive]
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randomderp · 1 month ago
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Lmfao
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cat and dog
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randomderp · 1 month ago
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Gaz + Roach Dog AU
More sillies. Sometimes you may see my drawings on an account on tiktok called “Puffer” or have the user miausoups. That is me! I also share art on discord sometimes. I haven't had a case of art theft yet but if you see my art reposted anywhere (like pinterest..) by a user that is NOT miausoups or guausoups, that is not me!! MY ART IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE REPOSTED. So please, don't be that kind of person and steal my art. :"O(
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randomderp · 1 month ago
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Salivating violently
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God can forgive whoever he wants. Not me.
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randomderp · 1 month ago
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Real shit-
me: i wanna talk about my ocs
someone: ok tell me about your ocs
me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them
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randomderp · 1 month ago
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I can't decide who would give the best hugs of really anyone in CoD.
In a perfect world, Price would probably give big hard bear hugs. But realistically, he is a very blunt man and would not give me a hug.
Gaz, I think, would give a good hug? But he might be a bit awkward over it. Not used to physical touch.
Alex would give a good, hard, hug. Probably would be the most likely to actually give a hug, so his hug experience would be half decent compared to others :P
Laswell, I don't see why she wouldn't accept a hug (aside from random or weird situations-), but I'm also unsure, to be honest. Either way, I think she would give a solid, firm hug.
The Wolf, I don't think, would give a good hug. I'll get a side squish at most, if at all-
The Butcher has a kid and a wife that he loves. He would give good ass hugs. However, the chances of successfully getting a hug from him are next to null.
I haven't seen the other in Canon media yet, so mostly based on headcannon or tumblr- but:
Ghost, I highly doubt would even consider a hug. I don't think he would enjoy much physical touch, especially considering what I know about his childhood. If I did manage to get a hug out of him, it's gonna be more of an awkward side pat or him telling me to get the hell off him.
Soap? I can't decide if he would be the type to over exaggerated a hug, nuzzles and everything, or make fun of me for daring to ask for physical affection. Probably a mixure of both.
Konig I would imagine would give very comforting hugs due to his size alone, but would I be able to get a hug from him?... Probably not- His size would make up for it, but he would also probably be very stiff and awkward about it.
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randomderp · 1 month ago
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Prettyyyyyyy!
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As a Flower, As a Drop 花となりて、雫となりて
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randomderp · 1 month ago
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💦💨
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randomderp · 1 month ago
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randomderp · 2 months ago
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Maybe one day in the future, but right now my drawing schedule is way too inconsistent and there are things that I need to practice drawing first before I'm comfortable taking people's money for it (Like learning how to do semi-decent backgrounds, General Anatomy, and R e n d e r i n g). And now that I finally found a Full-Time Job, I'm not as worried about it, so commission work would literally just be for me to fuck around with.
Or saving up for college, but I already have the money for college, I just haven't been able to get *accepted* into college. Fuck me for being unrealistic and wanting to go into a medical field :/
Debating opening commisions? But like, idk if I'm ready for that. But at the same time, I need money because unemployment is biting my ass right now. But at the same time, I have no idea how to do/schedule commission, recieve money, if I'm supposed to tax it, etc. But at the same time, ~Experience~, plus drawing outside my comfort range (Other people's OC's, uncommon poses, scenery, etc) would help improve my style. But at the same time I do not have a following fit for commision-work anyway, and I don't want to start shoving my work in people's feeds. But it could help boost my confidence with working with people. AUGH IDK-
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