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#what the fuck is wrong with america#this aint what you want right?#fuck you doom america#Youtube#robin williams#you good america?
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both side of me bisexualty is yelling that these are the same thing....
#chappell roan#daniel radcliffe#bisexual#i need to hear daniel do this or the oppsite so bad#i keep thinging its the same thing lol#my man please do your verison of pink pony club#Youtube
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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…
your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all
you, holding these:

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Me also: I drew you a picture
Boyfriend: that great, oh the colours off. But I can change that in two clicks.
Me: why don't I change it then if its wrong
Boyfriend: WHY YOU UPSET THAT I SAID THE COLOR WAS WRONG! I SAID IT WAS GREAT DONT TOUCH IT.
Me: but you said you gonna change it anyway?!
Bf: WHY YOU MAKE ME SAD FOR THIS?
Me: oh.... I'm sorry hun.
Me, been staying up late for the boyfriend every night for 4 months: oh your tired, oh ok. I'll talk to you tomorrow then I guess
Boyfriend: I STAY UP LATE FOR YOU AND YOU GET UPSET I CANT STAY UP LATE FOR YOU YOU ALSO MAD AT ME FOR BEING TIRED TOO!
Me looking at the clock (1am): I'm not mad and I'm not upset. You tend to get tired ALOT. And it's normal for me now. Im Sorry.
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Me, been staying up late for the boyfriend every night for 4 months: oh your tired, oh ok. I'll talk to you tomorrow then I guess
Boyfriend: I STAY UP LATE FOR YOU AND YOU GET UPSET I CANT STAY UP LATE FOR YOU YOU ALSO MAD AT ME FOR BEING TIRED TOO!
Me looking at the clock (1am): I'm not mad and I'm not upset. You tend to get tired ALOT. And it's normal for me now. Im Sorry.
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ok if ive never met him in real but only talked to him online/ webcam can you still fall in love with them?
oh hey did i tell you guess i gain a boyfriend so how….
damn he cute as fuck
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oh hey did i tell you guess i gain a boyfriend so how....
damn he cute as fuck
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TOS: YoU sAiD cUnt
TOS: YoU sAID CuNt yOuR AcCoUnT is SUSend
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Me: thanks but I never said that
TOS: YoU sAID CuNt yOuR AcCoUnT is SUSend
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Drunk me: I want sex but not with thatfuck boi ex •3•
Also drunk me: maybe I should invite him over cos I'm so horny right now...
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Drunk me: I really horny right now, I haven't had sex in a long time.....
Ex who's only talks to me when he wants sex when he can't get it from others: hey how you? Can I come over and cum in you?😘
Drunk me: nope don't want 😑
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Runs up to random person while drunk : *squeezes bob *makes honking noise*
Laughs ads off while running away
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