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Ok so I haven't been on for ages but a lot of people are stuck at home right now because of the pandemic. But!

The University of Queensland is doing free online courses for practically anyone! I'm guessing that people in foreign countries can do it too since it's online and they had the option to say you were from different countries! My mum and I looked at it today and I'm enrolled, but from what we could tell a lot of the courses stop enrollment TODAY!!! April 6th for Australia! I wish I knew about it sooner, but if anyone sees this please look and spread the news

https://www.edx.org/school/uqx

Stay safe people!!!

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what the fuck

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U kno what???? Honestly?? All jokes side about the Duolingo owl, Duolingo is one of the only language education services I know of that doesn’t charge for the full course and I really think we don’t appreciate that enough in a world where knowledge is severely (and increasing) restricted based on income. I just went through the app store and downloaded every language app I can find, and the only two that didn’t charge hefty subscription fees to access all the lessons were duolingo and memrise. Support free education.

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[Image transcription: "Hun tørket seg med et stort, rødt håndkle" translating to "She dried herself with a big red towel"]

And you WATCHED!? DUO YOU PERV!

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[Image transcription: "Es ist nicht fest" translating to "It is not firm"]

...thats what she said

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[Image transcription 1: "Han ble stor" translating to "He became big"]

[Image transcription 2: "Det feltes bra" translating to "It felt good"]

[Image transcription 3: "Mamma ble glad" translating to "Mum was happy"]

And in 3 pictures, Duo has told us how we were conceived; alternatively he told us he fucked our mums.

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[Image transcription: "Je ne sais pas comment m'occuper d'adultes" translating to "I do not know how to take care of adults"]

It's ok, neither do most adults

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[Image transcription: "Hvor er de nye hodetelefonene mine?" translating to "Where are my new headphones?"]

An endless, painful cycle

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[Image transcription: "Inzwischen haben wir achtzen Katzen!" translating to "By now we own 18 cats!"]

GOALS

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[Image transcription: "Je vais me sentir bien" translating to "I am going to feel well"]

DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE!!! SELF CARE!! DRINK WATER! EAT! SLEEP!

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[Image transcription: "Je vais arrêter de manger" translating to "I am going to stop eating"]

Please do not! That shit is really bad for you

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...this...this has to be a trick question.

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[Image transcription: "Tu peux lui répondre en toute confidence" translating to "You can answer him in all confidence"]

I'm sorry Duo...but have you met me??

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[Image transcription: "Il doit mourir" translating to "He has to die."]

LOSING A STREAK IS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL DUO CALM YOUR SHIT

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[Image transcription: "Junge Leute sind meine Zukunft" translating to "Young people are my future"]

Pretty much, you're welcome for the profit

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[Image transcription: "Klar, ein Sonntag ist kein Mittwoch" translating to "Sure, a Sunday is not a Wednesday"]

Sure.