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Learning more about how grandma raised your mom when she was a kid is practically just becoming more and more willing to kick an 80-year-old
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There's a fucking debate about what songs we are doing a choreography to in the June party, man I just wanna go home why are they telling each other to kill themselves over party songs :/
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Being from a country with so much culture but being from the city area so you feel as if you have none. The north has so much indigenous influence, the midwest has the whole farming thing and mixed populations and also being where the capital's at, the south's practically a mini Europe, the Northeast is hot and has all the cultures regarding religion and what not. The southeast has what? Street dancing and jokes about police brutality??
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I actually feel a little remorseful for having made this
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Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing
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Here's the baby. Head full of Ifukube
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Currently taking care of the kitten, and she only calms down when I play Godzilla movies soundtracks. She purring to the sound of Yashiori strategy
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I just realized why people make different playlists, because going from "THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, IT IS NOT HOLLOW, IT IS A BOWL!" In Teoria da Terra Cumbuca(Theory of the Bowl Earth) To the piano in Who Will know is a fucking experience
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Have you ever been hurt so blady by your mom you could feel the cycle she so desperately tried to break repeating itself again?
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No bro, I am completely normal about my mom telling me I need t get into stuff people my age are into meanwhile I was explaining to her the story of something I am genuinely interested about.
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How my creative process works sometimes.
Search your soul. You know it to be true.
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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo
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As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.
It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.
Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.
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currenly picking back up an old creative project i made 4 years ago and im desperatly trying to make sense of this timeline
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Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.
https://xtwitter.com/jam_etc_art/status/1780038184828608975
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There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.
Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.
If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.
End the occupation. Free Palestine.
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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.
Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"
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