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Fan art I drew of miku binder jefferson dying in a glue trap

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im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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fallout new vegas is actually the best game of all time because it’s the only one where you can give jackoff advice to a robot. objectum win

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if you go to therapy and get better that's losing. the way to win at therapy is to convince your therapist to accept and replicate your own disordered modes of thought

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beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

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Illustration from Two Too Many by Nora Unwin, 1962.

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This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.

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trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

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Sack of Rome by goths, 410.

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every time shencomix posts now there's like 300000 reactionary transmisogynists in the replies which is ironically contributing to the "shen is an egg" theory by manifesting the average tgirl on tumblr experience in his notes

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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infighting