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five year olds having a discussion is literally that philosophers painting

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Dan decides to take up art. As a hobby. Because Ellie asked nicely.

It...helps. He hates to admit it, but it does.

He paints scenes he remembers from the future he destroyed. He paints them in such vivid detail that they catch the eye of an art collector friend of Vlad's.

The paintings are put up in an art expo in Central City; the theme is "What if They Left Us". It's meant to evoke appreciation for the superheroes that work to defend the world from threats.

Wally West, touched by the concept, attends as his civvie self.

And walks into a room picturing scenes from one of the worst futures he ever came across, paintings very clearly made by someone who had been there.

He looks across the room and at the painter; it's a teenager. He looks angry, but subdued, listening to a younger girl, clearly related, talk about something nonstop.

The teen looks up, glancing in Wally's direction.

His eyes flash red.

He smirks.

Then, the teen's sister yanks on his hair and forces him to look back at her.

Wally leaves as fast as he can, feeling sick.

He'd just met Phantom. The Phantom. The one that had murdered everyone and everything in a very distant future.

And Phantom remembered all of it.

For the purposes of this AU, Dan is in an extra clone body of Danny, he lives with Vlad, who also took in Ellie but only on weekends and holidays (she goes where she wants all other times because she's got issues with that man but she's willing to see if he'll actually be a better person). Vlad isn't redeemed just yet, he's trying to get there.

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A Pangolin reacts happily to a human grooming it in places it could not reach or take care of it by itself. There are many benefits to humans having opposable thumbs. 

(Source)

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Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.

Lesbians who became straight men

Gay men who became straight women

All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)

People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)

Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.

People with fluid orientations

Gnc people who find joy in their straightness

Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.

[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’m not sure why I actually did this but here you go. XD

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god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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🥱☕️😎💤

I think we all shout Sleep’s name a lot these days.

@thatsthat24

(Please don’t repost; reblogs welcomed ✌️)

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Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.