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"military time" do NOT disrespect miss 24hs she would never join the imperialist machine

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same goals

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tips on what to say when someone says they have a seafood allergy:

if you care for them, you can say, "thank you for informing me--i won't have seafood near you"

if you hate them, you can say, "my shrimpathies"

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WOAH he’s bisexual I didn’t know that!

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sequel to this post from a few years ago

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Kerdly comic I made

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Want to draw my favorite deltarune post

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two little dreemurrs jumping on the couch

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isn't it scary? to be an amusement to something above you?

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Crack Au where s1 ep4 Steve eats fried chicken instead of cooked one while he watches the forest burn

Nothing changes except for Steve owning a fryer that Hero inherits/steals from his house. At least until Steve absorbs him, then he gets it back and it becomes his only way to cook food in s3

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MY OVARIES!!!!!!

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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

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a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

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redeeming moment for crazy white women everywhere