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Pansmione at the zoo

Pansy: What are they in for?

Hermione: They aren't in jail.

Pansy: Can they leave whenever they want?

Hermione: Well no, but-

Pansy: *pointing at a turtle* I bet that one killed a man.

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So damn happy for Steph Labbé who CARRIED her team, through her last major tournament, on her back. So damn happy for Christine Sinclair, this game’s leading goal scorer, who has captained this team with so much poise and grace. So damn happy for all of Canada. They’ve been so close so many times and they’ve finally done it. 🇨🇦

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CANADA WON GOLD AND I CRIED ON MY COUCH FOR A SOLID 10 MINUTES

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It has just occurred to me that the last time Canada beat the US, players Jordyn Huitema and Jayde Riviere were not even alive yet and both are already 20.

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I need CANWNT to do a victory tour like USWNT does everytime they win regardless of whether we get silver or gold because they NEED to play more games on home soil, I want to see them in-person again, and Sinc, Labbe, and the older players deserve to play infront of as many home crowds as possible before they retire.

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😧

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My Dream World Cup 2019 Roster

emily menges wearing an abby dahlkemper skin suit

the ghost of abby wambach

carli lloyd on adderall

ali krieger and her stans right after being allowed to feed jill ellis to sharks with laser beams attached to their foreheads

tierna davidson and tobin heath but they’re both forced into a single oversized #17 jersey like siblings who need to learn how to get along

kelley o’hara with a license to kill and an unlimited amount of knee braces to dramatically throw to the sidelines

sam kerr, who is allowed onto the pitch for two minutes every time the commentators mention the usmnt or mls

megan rapinoe but zach ertz runs onto the pitch to spray her with water whenever she doesn’t pass the ball to an open teammate

mallory pugh at age 28 so no one has to mention she’s a teenager ever again

sam mewis but normal sized and she can only be subbed off for kristie mewis or a new england patriots player of her choice

christen press and alex morgan with a decent sized leash chaining them together for maximum movement but one can’t play without the other #chrislexrise

the demon that possesses mccall zerboni and fuels the hell fire of the north carolina courage

alyssa naeher with ashlyn harris’ haircut

adrianna franch

allie long but she has to buy playing time and the only accepted currency is cute videos of tobin heath

anyone who’s ever eaten at a golden corral buffet and lived

emily sonnett’s abs

whitney engen but everyone acts like nothing ever happened

becky sauerbrunn after intensely training on an isolated mountain populated only by monks for two months, free from distractions like social media, woso journalism, and her useless gay teammates

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The accuracy and precision is unparalleled 

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I just wanna say that Chile and Thailand had the most difficult group in the World Cup..

Sweden got the third place, and USA is in the final waiting to be champion or runner up

So.. as a Chilean I'm actually more proud of my national team.. They gave everything in these two matches against Sweden and USA.. It was their first World Cup ever and most of these girls never had played in a full stadium before.. they faced this new challenge with dignity and ran and defended like warriors... They really made a whole country proud and made chilean women feel represented as women that never had anything easy in life but still got up every morning and faced challenges life presented to them..

We have mothers on our team, girls that besides playing and training have to study and work in a normal job every day, girls that come from working class families that made huge sacrifices for them, girls that work to help their families, girls that play in order to get scholarships and have a career because there's no other way they could pay college... And many many more stories that make us feel even more proud..

The world cup is coming to an end but for Chileans it will always be a good memory.. we played against the best of the best and we did it with dignity...

Thank you La Roja Femenina!

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When soccer is done wtf we gone do? Watch the men LMFAOOOOO

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(forkickspodcast)

Canada’s earlier-than-anticipated exit from the 2019 World Cup was tough to take. Everyone has been talking about how this is the best squad the senior team has ever had—and we agree—but other teams brought their best-ever squads to the tournament, too.

No matter the result, we’re still so proud of our players and the effort they put in to this tournament, even if we are a little heartbroken for them.

In this episode we talk about:

Canada vs. Netherlands in our final group stage match

Canada vs. Sweden in the Round of 16

what we think went wrong for Canada in this tournament

the quarter-finals and upcoming semi-finals/final

Our next episode will be out after the World Cup ends. In it, we’ll talk about the final matches and reflect on the tournament as a whole.

For Kicks is a proud member of the Alberta Podcast Network powered by ATB Financial.

We’d love to hear from you! Say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram. Subscribe to the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play, SoundCloud and the CKUA app.

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Watching the Women’s World Cup is all fun and games until you find yourself rooting for several national teams knowing damn well that only one of them will be taking that World Cup trophy home

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🍁Team Canada 🇨🇦

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Join ShePlays!! It’s this really cool site where you get a set any of money & then sign players to make your fantasy team for the WWC & it’s gonna be super awesome!!

Click here to join!

Click here to join the woso discord!

We’ll be making a group so you can join our ShePlays League & the code will be posted in the discord!

rb to spread the word!!!

(s/o to @kriegskoandcp23 for showing us this)

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My kinda sport

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