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Cross: My hands are cold.

Blue: *grabs Cross’s hand* There there!

Cross: …

Cross: My lips are freezing.

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Nightmare: Dream

Dream: Yes brother?

Nightmare: A little birdy told me your on drugs again

Dream: If you can hear birds talk you're the one on drugs

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Ink: I just thought it'd be nice to suprise them!

Killer: Oh, Dust does not like surprises.

Ink: Of course they like suprises! Everyone likes suprises!

Killer: Dust has a very particular comfort zone. And you don't even wanna know what we now call the Secret Santa Debacle of 2005.

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Dream: What do you love?

Horror: Pizza.

Dream: Again, what was your first love?

Horror: Pizza.

Dream: Again, more emotional, what makes your soul skip a beat?

Horror: Pizza.

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Killer: I was arrested for making s'mores

Dream: What?!

Nightmare: He was arrested for setting a house on fire

Killer: Well duh! You need a fire to make s'mores!

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Horror: Sippin' on some goth juice.

Killer: Tears?

Dust: Blood?

Horror: Sleepytime tea. The one with the little napping bear on it.

Killer: Nice.

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Nightmare: Your days are numbered.

Ink: Yeah, it's called a calendar you fucking idiot.

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Dream: I dunno, maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands.

Ink: With each other or with the horrors?

Blue: I have two hands.

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Ink: Food is hot and ready!

Dream: Is it good?

Ink: I said. It's HOT. And READY!

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Dream: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Nightmare: *puts down two more cups*

Dream: Please, no-

Nightmare: *starts shuffling the cups*

Nightmare: Now pick~

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Dream: Okay! We need to take this really serious!

Ink: Then why did you bring me with you?

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I had thoughts

Cross x Star sans poly should be called star-crossed... or outer x cross but still.

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Blue: I decided that I'm a legit snack and everyone else is just not hungry!

Killer: If you're a snack, I'm starving

Blue, blushing:

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Blue: Killer, I have a great idea.

Killer: Let’s hear it.

Blue: We trick Ink and Dust to go out on a date together.

Killer: YES!

Killer: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks—

Blue, hitting them with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

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- First time seeing Error -

Nightmare: I could take him

Dream: no you couldn't, he's way stronger than you, I know you like to fight but you-

Dream: ...

Dream: you're not talking about a fight are you

Nightmare: I'm not

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Ink: I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice.

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Dream: Wow, you suck more than a

Nightmare: Than a what?

Dream: Than a fucking-

Nightmare: Who's fucking?

Dream: You are! You're fucking!

Nightmare: How do you know?

Dream: 'Cause I- This is my insult!

Nightmare: It's not going very well.

Dream: No it isn't!!