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I’ll show you a clean pair of eels

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I'm going to have an aneurysm

My toxic trait is scrolling the Flght Rising tag and the Suggestions forums like this whenever the devs word something poorly/make another asinine update

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grey go-away bird

(photos by loot eksteen)

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If this also gets locked with a "please send any concerns through Contact Us" I'm gonna fucking cry with laughter. Thank you for putting this concern into words Monako but also god I wanna see what happens here.

My toxic trait is scrolling the Flght Rising tag and the Suggestions forums like this whenever the devs word something poorly/make another asinine update

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My toxic trait is scrolling the Flght Rising tag and the Suggestions forums like this whenever the devs word something poorly/make another asinine update

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I know it's not really a big deal but seeing that Coldstone named their "German chocolate cake" ice cream "Germanchökolätekäke" inflicted psychic damage on me. What the fuck. What the fuck is that. Either call it "German chocolate cake" or call it "deutscher Schokoladenkuchen", don't be a dumbass and make whatever the hell THAT is supposed to be. Curse of eintausend Käfer on whoever greenlighted that name. This is why we need to put more funding into language education.

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tricking the police sketch artist into drawing fanart of the character i like

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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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i saw this video elsewhere and wanted to post it here —

wind turbine that got struck by lightning near Cromwell, TX

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Skrunp video for the skrimp enjoyers out there

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I got a cat paw cursor and I can't fucking see where I'm drawing but it's so fucking funny.

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Baby pelican👎

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literally fuck people who this shoebills are terrifying or whatever. you think he is scary? get a grip.

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We’re all aflutter over the sea angel!

This swimming snail's rhythmic flapping and graceful movements resemble whimsical wings. The flappy bits you see sculling through the water aren’t wings at all—they’re basically a modified, slimy snail foot. 

And despite its celestial appearance—the sea angel is a carnivorous hunter. With hidden tentacles tucked away inside its head, it tracks down prey and strikes!

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mom and baby (he’s adopted)

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creatures