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[randompolykin]

Remember to;

Stretch your wings, tail, fins, and body

Moisture your scales

Fluff up your feathers

Pluck the bugs off your skin (or a friends)

Pick the crusties off your horns

Shine your halo

Sharpen your teeth and claws

Hide among the darkness

Create a huddle around those close to you

Trick some humans into thinking you’re one of them

Be free

Ration the food among your pack

Refine your burrow/nest/den

Hydrate yourself

Nourish yourself

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ⓘ This user would do a trick for a little treat

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LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE

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this is who they're forcing to take exams when it's sunny and warm outside btw...

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hi trans people in my phone. The life expectancy of trans people is not 35. That is the average age of Brazilian transmisogyny affected murder victims, taken from crime data from the early 2010s. Brazilian trans women also usually live longer than 35 years; this data comes solely from the subset of trans women who are murdered, and does not account for the majority of Brazilian trans women. Murder victim age averages are not a good proxy for overall life expectancy even of the same demographic group. Take a deep breath. You have a future. Start planning for it.

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so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

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Might just say fuck it and wear my tails all summer. Might wear my ears out in public more. Might buy and make more gear and start doing 'type inspired makeup again. I already do this stuff but I just wanna do it more.

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i would have been such a good ratty grungey older brother unfortunately i was cursed with being born a woman and 5 feet tall

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Assigned (M/F/X) At Creation

Assigned Female At Creation

Assigned Male At Creation

Assigned Neither At Creation

Why?

Cuz not everyone was born!!!!! Sum r non human (for example may b a robot/AI, or in my case, an alien, through otherkinship nd fictionkinship) nd r a species who don’t go thru the traditional birthing process, or they may be an alter in a DID/OSDD system who feels as tho they were never “born”, but instead split off/created!!!

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I don’t like being referred to as a boy

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ooh cool noted!

Wait, all you gold loving dragons hear me out. I either just came up with the smartest or most idiotic idea…

So, my Smaug-self was acting up, wanting to lay and sleep in gold and all that, then I came up with this idea. So first you’d need a large plastic kiddie pool, you can find these almost anywhere during summer or online, then you order fake gold coins online, I found a pack of 1000 gold coins on Amazon. Then basically you just put the gold coins in the kid pool and boom, done!

Or if you want it real fancy, paint the pool gray and add fake rocks to make it look more like a cave or stone

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I NEED TEETH IMPLANTS ASAP

WHERE MY PERMANENT SHARP TEETH AT RAAA

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I’ve always thought about getting a bunk bed and Turing the bottom into a den cave thing and putting coins and jewls all around it and making it look like a cave. And I can sit around my treasure in my cave. But that’s a cool idea

Wait, all you gold loving dragons hear me out. I either just came up with the smartest or most idiotic idea…

So, my Smaug-self was acting up, wanting to lay and sleep in gold and all that, then I came up with this idea. So first you’d need a large plastic kiddie pool, you can find these almost anywhere during summer or online, then you order fake gold coins online, I found a pack of 1000 gold coins on Amazon. Then basically you just put the gold coins in the kid pool and boom, done!

Or if you want it real fancy, paint the pool gray and add fake rocks to make it look more like a cave or stone

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cabincore as well as cookie and pizza and tea and memento mori conceptkin, a slinky an attack helicopter (not jk I swear) a military tank and a chair, also the factor tree method. And a death watch beetle.

UNIQUE THERIANS/ALTERHUMANS CALL OUT POST !!!!!

Reblog/Comment with whatever your unique/niche theriotype or kintype is !!!

I wanna meet some new critters !!!

My unique one(s) are:

Slugcats + 2000's Webcore conceptkin !!!