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Hey! Sorry but I have to discontinue this blog due to personal reasons. It was fun you guys!

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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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Evil Bastards 😭😭😩😍

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Behind the scenes at Wrestlemania 38

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Brock: Heyman, the fuck?

Heyman: Hey, I know where my butter's breaded!

Roman: Yeah! ...The fuck?

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It’s my birthday :D

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Damien priest head cannons <3

Hello! It’s Definitely been a while since I posted. And I’m here to apologize with Damien fluff.

Warnings-n/a

Requested-no!

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-loves to call you sweet things in Spanish (because I’m not good at Spanish and I don’t want to make any grammatically incorrect errors on google translate I’m not going to put them!)

-he will literally pick you up out of nowhere and just

-mwah

-or throw you over his shoulder and carry you around

-“put me down d!”

-“nah, it’s funner this way”

-he’s literally the sweetest thing

-god help you if you have had a bad day

-if your a wrestler then he will always sit at ringside or in the gorilla to support you

-he gives you back massages after your matches (unless your injured) and you can’t change my mind

-when he gets done with that he will cuddle you for hours

-“you did such a good job beating their ass baby”

-lord help him when he gets hurt

-you practically don’t let him go

-and he doesn’t mind it

-he absolutely adores it when you take care of him

-he’s such a sweetheart for you

-the way he proposed to you was so cute

-he took you to a private beach for you two

-and he just started talking

-before you knew it he was down on one knee, the ring in his hand

-you honestly couldn’t say yes fast enough

-he doesn’t months making sure the wedding was great

-he wanted it to be perfect for you

-and it definitely was

-don’t even get me started on pregnancy

-he treats you like a literal queen

-he doesn’t even let you bend over to pick things up

-“Damien I can pick things up-“

-“don’t worry mami, I got it, you just relax”

-he gets so happy that your carrying HIS child

-when you start having contractions he remains calm, but freaks out internally

-he almost passed out when the baby is born

-“mami… they look just like you”

-“but they have your features D”

-he doesn’t separate from you and the baby the first few weeks

-constantly helping you out

-he always took care of the baby at night so you could sleep

-“You lost enough sleep carrying the baby for nine months, I can take care of it”

-The pictures you have of him with the baby always makes you melt.

-you have one of them as your phone background

-you’re just so glad to have him as a husband, and you wouldn’t trade him for the world

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Holy shit????? Damien I love you sweetie but you’ve got to calm down. This honestly just presses me to make more fics for you.

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Honeslty in the mood for some Roman fluff. But I have to keep working on my part for Christmas. Ugh, to pick and choose.

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I LOVED THIS SO MUCH??? IM LITERALLY SCREAMING YOUR SO GOOD AT WRITING! THANK YOU SO MUCH

Hello! I hope your having a wonderful a wonderful day! If you still have the kinktober request open I was wondering if you could do dom randy orton and sub reader with the quote “that amount of sass will get you in trouble” thank you so much!!! I hope October treats you well !

What a sweet ask 🥺💖 Thank you so much, dear! And yes, it's a pure pleasure 💖 I will make this a headcanon, since you didn't mention if you want a prompt or a headcanon 😊

** Headcanon **

NSFW below the cut (18+ readers only)

Tags: @omg-im-such-a-masochist

Randy is a rough and stern dom

To ignore the rules and being a brat will get you in big trouble

Though, that's the real fun, isn't it?

He crosses the arms and slowly lifts the chin while giving you an amused look

"You're tugging on your master's nerves, kitten"

His voice is very low and raspy

There's so much warning in it, like a threat

Yet you don't plan to stop and keep on mocking him

One hand wraps around your throat, and the other gets a good grip in your hair

Randy yanks your head back as he moves from one foot to the other, steadying his position

He shows you a wicked, lopsided sneer

The arrogance drips from it

"That amount of sass will get you in trouble"

Your sudden silence causes him to chuckle, and he leans down until his nose touches yours

"Not so bratty anymore, huh? Too bad, it's too late. Oh kitten, I will hurt you... mhh.. good"

He gives you a hard kiss, before biting your lower lip and pushing you back on the bed

There's nothing gentle about it

(Be honest, you love it)

Randy holds your arms above your head, using one hand to keep your wrists down, as he roughly spreads your pussy with the fingers of the other hand

He adores how you whine and shake, desperately trying to overpower him

He's stronger

He's always stronger

"Stupid, little kitten... dripping all over my fingers"

The smugness is written all over his hard face

He gets you as wet as possible by fingering you, before he turns you on the belly

His large body covers yours from behind and he thrusts his cock inside you

Hard

So hard, it makes you scream

And he huskily laughs

He slaps your thighs, hips and butt

His fingers wrapping around your throat again

Pounding you down

You know it will leave bruises which remind you to not be a brat

"I'm not done, kitten..."

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I’ll definitely check it out when I get time! Seems like a very interesting group!

What other Kpop Groups do you like? You know about BTS and Stray Kids but I also like Tomorrow c Together, Ateez and NCT.

I’ve been meaning to get into some more boy groups. I definitely need to listen to some more 😭😭😭

Here are the groups I’m into! (Most of these are girl groups, I’m still a newbie to kpop lmao)

Mamamoo (the group that got me into kpop)

Itzy

Stray kids

Bts

Twice

Black pink

And everglow!

I’ve listened to songs from enphyn, nct 127 (cherry bomb ofc) and txt, however I’m still trying to get into them! I’m very open to suggestions though!

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What other Kpop Groups do you like? You know about BTS and Stray Kids but I also like Tomorrow c Together, Ateez and NCT.

I’ve been meaning to get into some more boy groups. I definitely need to listen to some more 😭😭😭

Here are the groups I’m into! (Most of these are girl groups, I’m still a newbie to kpop lmao)

Mamamoo (the group that got me into kpop)

Itzy

Stray kids

Bts

Twice

Black pink

And everglow!

I’ve listened to songs from enphyn, nct 127 (cherry bomb ofc) and txt, however I’m still trying to get into them! I’m very open to suggestions though!

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Back door is a fucking bop and always makes me want to dance

Do you listen to stray kids? If so who’s your bias? Mine personally is Han (with hyunjin coming in closely after!)

If you don’t listen to them I suggest you do! Their music is amazing for “young talent”

I LOVE Skz. My bias is Felix and Bang Chan is my wrecker. No Easy is such a good album, but my favorite song will always be Back Door just because it makes me want to dance every time

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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I love these boys so much

K-Pop Spotlight: Stray Kids

Stray Kids are back with their noisiest and most memorable album yet. To celebrate, we caught up with the self-producing boy group to talk about their second full album NOEASY, the new single “Thunderous,” and some of the lessons they’ve learned in the three years since their debut. Check out our full interview below!

Where did the inspiration for the album title NOEASY come from? Would you consider your Stray Kids sound to be noisy, and do you like that description?

Bang Chan: We did a little wordplay with the words “no easy” and “noisy,” meaning that in a world where things aren’t so easy, we will be noisier and noisier. I actually don’t mind people describing our music as noisy ’cause that’s what we’re trying to be. The loudest noise that everyone will remember!

Changbin: Since our title songs are typically powerful and performance-based, I’m sure some people think our music is a little noisy. With that said, some people enjoy that sort of energy. We also get energized and have fun on stage, so I think the expression “noisy” is a positive thing. The title NOEASY is a spirited response to all the noise that distracts us and gets in our way—to say that we’re not an easy match and we won’t back down.

You celebrated your third anniversary as a group earlier this year (congrats!)—what are some of the (harder) lessons you’ve learned over the years as a group that produces all of their own music?

Hyunjin: During these past three years, the things I’ve learned are the love of STAY and how to love more. Additionally, through countless performances, I think my stage skills have also improved.

HAN: I was amazed and thankful to learn that the songs I write and create can move people. I hope to continue making good music that will move more people and continue to touch their hearts!

Felix: I learned that it’s hard to reach many goals in life. However, over the past years, I’ve learned to ask for help and feedback from my members. As time goes by, we’ve strengthened our team play to overcome anything.

What’s the first song you remember loving, or what is one of your recent favorite songs?

Bang Chan: Out of Stray Kids songs? “Hellevator” because it was our first official song as Stray Kids.

Lee Know: I was told that when I was a child, I used to dance and sing along to the music on the radio that my parents would listen to. I think that’s when I first started loving music, but I can’t remember what those songs were!

Changbin: “개똥벌레” (T/N: This song translates to “Firefly” in Korean and is a nursery song.)

Hyunjin: I think my favorite song is “Secret Secret” because HAN and I share the same emotional wavelength, and the lyrics really resonated with me.

HAN: I really liked “D” by DEAN!

Felix: “Grow Up” is a song we always sang together with our STAY during our concerts and performances. This song brings back a lot of unforgettable memories for me.

Seungmin: Kim Dong Ryul’s “Drunken Truth”

I.N: My favorite song from this album is “Thunderous!”

Many of you were really into anime and exercise as your stress-relief/hobbies the last time we spoke. Tell us a little bit about what you are into these days, outside of your activities as Stray Kids.

Bang Chan: Umm, I’m still exercising daily, and these days I’ve been using Felix’s Switch to play games.

Lee Know: I either cook or go to a cafe to read a book.

Changbin: I like working out!

Hyunjin: I study art and draw. I like to have my own time of healing in my free time by watching other artists on YouTube.

HAN: I still watch anime, go on YouTube, work on music, and exercise. I think I tend to gravitate more towards things I can do at home rather than outside.

Felix: If I have the time, I go out bike riding, walk in the park, or look for some new recipes to cook for the people around me.

Seungmin: I’ve been enjoying taking vocal lessons and playing the guitar sometimes! I’ve also developed a deep interest in coffee, so I’ve been exploring different machines and flavors.

I.N: I recharge by laying in bed and watching YouTube or movies.

On these last few albums, we’ve seen some unit songs developed outside of the usual 3RACHA team. Do your members ever surprise or excite you by what they come up with when you’re working as a new unit?

Bang Chan: Yes, it’s always surprising and exciting! It’s really unexpected, and their ideas are really good, too, so it’s always fun to work as units.

Changbin: It’s even more inspiring and helpful when I hear other ideas outside of my own.

Seungmin: I was blown away by Felix’s rap and vocals in “Surfin’!” I remember being very pleasantly surprised by the originality/freshness of his self-written rap.

You’ve all grown so much as people and performers since your debut. How has that growth impacted your sound and the themes in your music?

Lee Know: As we’ve grown, we’ve widened our range of music and performances, which has allowed Stray Kids the ability to convey a broader range of expressions.

Seungmin: In my case, I think I’ve become a reliable vocalist for Stray Kids! In order to sing our team’s songs well, I’m honing my singing ability so that I can pull off any type of melody 3RACHA creates.

I.N: Our album contains songs of diverse genres, and singing this wide variety of songs has helped me grow a lot.

If you could have a meal with your families anywhere in the world tonight, what would you be eating and where?

Bang Chan: Just having a normal dinner with the fam at home would be nice.

Lee Know: I think it would be the best if I could have a home-cooked meal with my family at our home in Gimpo. There’s no place more comfortable than that, and Soonie, Doongie, and Dori (our cats) are there, too.

Changbin: I want to go to Australia and eat steak!

Hyunjin: I want to visit Japan with my parents and go to a hot spring again. I’d like to eat the grilled skewers that we had there last time.

HAN: I would like to have a BBQ party and grill tons of meat like chicken, beef, pork, lamb, etc. It would be fun to rent a vacation home and just eat and have fun!!

Felix: I’d love to eat in Australia with my family at a nice, big, fancy restaurant, just enjoying the view, the food, and having the time of our lives together.

Seungmin: I would like to cook and enjoy a meal together at home. It’s the best when you can eat good food and have good conversations in a comfortable atmosphere!

I.N: I would like to grill and eat pork belly in Hawaii while looking out at the ocean.

Want more of Stray Kids? Check out their second full-length album NOEASY and the music video for "Thunderous" here.

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