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This project is now over. Thank you to everyone who partook in.

If you would still want to keep sending confessions please send those to @ranfrenconfessions, now made and run by a friend of ours. Like usual, make sure to follow their rules and stay respectful. Thank you.

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Ok we don’t want to do this blog anymore bye

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Im tired of satoran SATOMADA CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(yamada x satoru)

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I always find people who hate that Ranfren is popular funny. They only became fans of Ranfren because it was "controversial" and can't stand when you tell them it's actually not an incest nazi webcomic.

It is quite literally just a quirky slice of life webcomic made by an internet autist

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I need to see all monkeys thrown bananas at nyen

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I'm gonna be fr, I think Hitchhiker B is WAY into Hot Wheels (like the little toy cars)

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STOP TREATING YAMADA IN THE FEMININE, THEY USE THEY/THEM, STOP DRAWING THEM WITH TOO FEMININE ATTRIBUTES

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okay so the other night I was watching the Exorcist with my family and my aunt (who is very involved in media and a somewhat popular artist on TikTok) and as we were watching it I guess the little girl was talking to a ghost on the ouija board. She said something about the ghost being named captain howdy and my dumbass thought it would be okay to say “Ranfren mentioned” since I thought nobody else would get it (also for context my family is so strict like I’m not even allowed to have electronics and they’re very Christian, even my aunt is so they’d probably think that Ranfren is “demonic”) and my aunt just looks at me and makes eye contact with me and was like “_____ how do you know about that?” and in my head I was like FUCK I’m so cooked and so I sheepishly glanced around and like was on the verge of tears and I was like “oh uhm my friends from school talk about it” and they asked which friends talk about it (none of my friends even know what Ranfren is) and I was like “oh uhm ______” and so my mom called her mom and started yelling at her about how she’s encouraging me to do bad things and my friends mom did NOT care she shrugged it off so really nobody got in trouble but it was really scary. 💔 - 🩰 anon

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https://youtu.be/j9dYF5nbIs0?si=EmpRDUO5Jv2bWLPs THUS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH

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I had a moment where i was really high and searched if captainhowdie and mitski were related, at the fucking 3 in the morning

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TW : Incest, weird dreams, I don’t know???

So I’m REALLY sick right now, like REALLY sick. I have strep and the flu and it SUCKS. So anyways… last night I had a dream that me and my family found out we were related to captainhowdie, and so we went to go see him or something… 💔We spent the night at his house and like it was all fun and games until it WASN’T. I realized that he was my cousin/uncle (I can’t remember what he was or how he was related to us my family tree is fucked up okay?) and that meant I had a crush on a FAMILY MEMBER. So I tried to go to sleep and the next morning I had to go to school, so they drove me to school and the entire time he talked to me I just stared at the floor and nodded, not even responding because I was on the verge of tears. I was like “I’m an incest freak oh my fucking god” until I just LOST it like bro my life was horrible in that dream. My grades were ass, I’m chopped, NO FRIENDS AND I LIKED MY UNCLE. So I just started screaming and crying with eyeliner running down my face and I was kicking and punching and I kid you not I woke up in a cold sweat. ☹️

-🩰 anon

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Michael is a soggy fry and I want to bite into him…. I wish there was more fanart for him he is the cutest guy ever. Cute guy tierlist : Michael, hitch A, luther, satoru. And um idkok ask over bye

-🩹ummidk i rhink

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Luther covered in ranch dressing (not in a freaky way)

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I had a dream that there was a tumblr user called coloniv_liv (they are not real sadly) that has been posting scarerobert drawings since September like before I made it up and I got mad about it so I like became scarecrow kid I think and I hung out with Robert a bunch and we went to different universes or something it was fun

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I wish Cousin Frank could return to the main comic (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

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dunno why this crossed my mind, but i think it'd be funny if kitty & michael jr brawled

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Ngl the Ivory family gives me SERIOUS cult vibes, I honestly don't believe Randal and Luther are actually blood related, it's a theory I've had for a while

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