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ranseur · 3 hours

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#hmmm #fishing without a license; keeping fish that are below acceptable weight/size; overfishing for sure #placing crab pots and fish nets wherever i please #in stardew valley #the fish nets mod is new for me and it's catching rare stuff? i should tone it down so it catches common less valuable things #if thats possible #i mainly wanted it for keeping a supply of 'fish(any)' cooking ingredients

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ranseur · 4 hours

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

#sometimes you watch with friends and people are heckling or having side convos #subtitles mean the volume of things that aren't the movie can be louder than the movie #also apd

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ranseur · 4 hours

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life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

#self care

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ranseur · 9 hours

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Falin from Dungeon Meshi

#dungeon meshi

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ranseur · 14 hours

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I’ve searched high and low for the wonderful original post because this is amazing and deserves to be rebloged but I hope this is good enough. As thundercrumbs said GET OFF THAT MANS FACE!

#the more you know

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ranseur · 14 hours

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I've noticed that I really enjoy this aesthetic.

#about me #when i was a kid you'd never see me without a redwall book

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ranseur · 17 hours

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#kittays #woopwoopvids

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ranseur · 18 hours

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

#comic

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ranseur · 1 day

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Okay look. Stephanie Meyer contributed four (4) cool things to the contemporary fantasy genre, which I shall now list here in the hopes of getting it out of my system. In descending order of importance:

1. Writing a story about a girl who wants something. Plot driven by a woman’s (non-vilified) desire. Truly dreadful execution but still a good idea, sort of a literary incarnation of the “he a little confused but he got the spirit” meme.

2. The fact that when Bella becomes a vampire she can still breathe but “there’s no relief tied to the action” which I remember verbatim because it fucking slapped. The idea of human physical sensations being partially defined by our mortality and the sensations still exist after you become undead but your experience of them is fundamentally different because you no longer need any of it? Extremely cool. The closest Meyer came to taking an interesting stance on vampires being dead.

3. Werewolves are immortal but they can literally stop whenever they want. That shit’s hilarious. Curse of immortality who.

4. The fact that vampires don’t sleep or get tired so their communally-raised baby doesn’t have a crib because she is always in someone’s arms. That was extremely cute and there’s a different, better book contained somewhere in that specific concept.

#twilight

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ranseur · 2 days

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I'm so glad that after the Chin Tilt with a Claw™️,

The Face Stroking/Moustache Tickling™️,

The Kneel for the King™️,

And the Playful Spin/Circling the Prey™️,

Now we can add Scruffed Like A Kitten™️ to the Bowuigi Tropes.

(All gifs by @conejxs )

#super mario #i saw fanart after the movie came out and haven't seen the movie #these are very compelling arguments

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ranseur · 2 days

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

#bless him #meme #foghorn leghorn

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ranseur · 2 days

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hello google chrome refugees

don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get

please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

#firefox #firefox lets you transfer all your bookmarks and stuff so the transition for me was smooth #i also recommend sidebery if you're like me and have a million tabs #it lists tabs vertically in a list so they're easier to read and tell apart; i never look at the top of my window now

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ranseur · 2 days

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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

#if marcille's magic style is using conventionally 'dark' magic and having most of her knowledge based in books #rather than tons of real life experience #she would be the gamer who researches extensively on raid strategy or boss patterns or glitch exploits #and die or nearly die on every try #edit: senshi totally loves games that have a cooking and buff for fights mechanic but he is a cooking mama guy

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ranseur · 2 days

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