raptorjules

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hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.

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Customer comes up. Says a whole sentence to me that sounds like full on Dutch. I think, man my limited German is doing me fuck all good right now.

Ask him to repeat himself. Turns out he was just extremely northern.

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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wild + roses

Tasyi, the protagonist of The Wildercourt (a graphic novel I am slowly drawing and maybe will even finish some day).

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I am determined to make it out on the other end with everyone I love, and everyone I may not know, alive and well

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I need y'all to watch this clip

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Back to chipping away at this poem comic about how much i love my dog

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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that's... not how it works. you can't guarantee that your work definitely won't squick anyone. what do you think you're saying?

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the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

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Uni.

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ENOUGH social interactions. i need to go in the river