rarelydrawnbeccanoir

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

you stare dumbfounded for a minute, just taking in the fact that this Calliope killed the lord before their session, or at least before godtiering, and that is honestly more surprising then a pig flying while riding on a tricycle at the moment

Wait... she was killing him before he entered the session, wouldnt that doom their attempt to create to failure?

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Suspicion meter : 75 / 100 .

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

You simply stare, quite confused but are picturing the jist, a very confusing, yet understandable jist. As you ponder just how a prince of heart could stuff someone's soul into someone else, like a cake in a plastic bag, you only knew 4 heroes but you suppose there is probably more, but wouldnt that be more a rogue of hearts thing??? you tilt your head just thinking about it as you gnosh on some pizza, still having your wing protectively holding neeppi

Iiit's a little confusing but I guess it makes sense in a bizarre way, also it's a little concerning that whoever this calliope is can possess people, the S-... Rose rather was not a pushover the last time she was possessed, and those that lurk in the void if the myths are true, are weaker then a lord, then this Calliope is truely a force to be reckoned with, but why is she possessing rose anyways, with her power isnt it kinda stupid to possess someone admittedly weaker? No offense to Rose but this Calliope. Killed. A. Lord.

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Suspicion meter : 75 / 100 .

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

you take a moment to think, trying to remember if you've heard of it, and the only thing that comes close is that puppet you grabbed at one point then lost, but how could a puppet and whoever this mystery person is be connected?

I haven't really heard of anyone by that moniker, at this moment in time. And alright then, here you go.

You hand heinoupeta a plate full of delectable looking pizza, fit for a carnivore as you begin eating your similar pizza, almost debating summoning a fork before remembering you're not the archagent anymore, you dont have to act overly polite about it.

Rampage-o-meter: 20/100

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Suspicion meter : 75 / 100 .

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

You simply tilt your head, rather confused a bit of your anger from that earlier anon harassing neeppi turning to absolute confusion as you feel like you're missing some of the context, either way the pizza is now here, as your wings are still curled around her sides.

Neeppi, do you need anything?, also hmm, which triple meat pizza do you want actually? Or do you not really have a preference of which pie graces your plate, like a priest blessing water?

Rampage-o-meter: 35/100

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Suspicion meter : 75 / 100 .

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

You begin getting rather irate, physically stopping yourself from teleporting around to the sollux sending these asks, and slicing them up like salami at a barbeque.

Ignore whoever that is, they aren't helping you emotionally and are probably just trying to take advantage of your emotions, if they continue to send asks I WILL ensure they will stop if it goes too far, cuddle up into my wings, the pizza will be arriving soon I'd imagine.

Rampage-o-meter: 45/100

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**Meltdown-o-meter : 25 / 100 .**

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

You find the drinks are here... you ordered some unsweetened tea as you aren't quite in the mood for something sweet, while you hand over the drink neeppi ended up ordering to her.

It'll be alright, i'll make sure that your boundaries are respected and that people don't cross them without consequences.

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Tell me if i'm going too far]

. . . . **AR33 MMY BOUUNNDARI33S ONN UUNNNN33C33SSARY TRANNSMMUUTATIONN A FUUCKINNG JOK33 TO YOUU.**

*Looking like fur's about to actually cry, it leaps into @rarelydrawnbeccanoir's clutches, not saying a word.*

**Meltdown-o-meter : 35 / 100 .**

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

you hug neeppi in your wings, letting them snuggle as far in as they want, with you beginning the shhhh pap proceds with them

Stay in the hug for as long as you need neeppi, just relax and cuddle for as long as you need.

You are pretty sure this is helping, but you are still not 100% sure but it at least sure seems like it, better then breaking down like an apartment under demolition, that's for sure.

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Tell me if i'm going too far]

. . . . **AR33 MMY BOUUNNDARI33S ONN UUNNNN33C33SSARY TRANNSMMUUTATIONN A FUUCKINNG JOK33 TO YOUU.**

*Looking like fur's about to actually cry, it leaps into @rarelydrawnbeccanoir's clutches, not saying a word.*

**Meltdown-o-meter : 35 / 100 .**

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

You decide on ordering that then, calling a slightly anxious looking waiter over, with a face that shows the concern that they'll be on the menu actually... before ordering two triple meat pizzas... though, you do notice something...

Hey uh, Neeppi, do you want to cuddle into my wing on the booth by chance, what is wrong?

You wake up with a hell of hangover, your head is Pounding, like someone is taking a sledgehammer to your brain...

Why... ah right the punch was spiked wasn't it, that's why I have this stupid hangover, it feels like my head is going to burst...

You notice you're sitting on neeppi's lap, and get up faster then a lightning bolt dashing to a lightning rod, while also putting the hat back on, thankful the costume you got didnt look so silly.

How long were you awake by chance... Hopefully I didnt force you to stay in that seat for too long.

@rarelydrawnbeccanoir)

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[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

You're planning on ordering the triple meat pizza yourself, but you're looking over neeppi's shoulder to see whatever she decides to point tonfor ordering... while also looking around to make sure no one harms neeppi.

Soo, what would you like to order, I am particularly partial to Sausage, Pepperoni, and beef pizza, but what about you?

You wake up with a hell of hangover, your head is Pounding, like someone is taking a sledgehammer to your brain...

Why... ah right the punch was spiked wasn't it, that's why I have this stupid hangover, it feels like my head is going to burst...

You notice you're sitting on neeppi's lap, and get up faster then a lightning bolt dashing to a lightning rod, while also putting the hat back on, thankful the costume you got didnt look so silly.

How long were you awake by chance... Hopefully I didnt force you to stay in that seat for too long.

@rarelydrawnbeccanoir)

uumm. at mmost, lik33. thr33 mminnuut33s. I'vv33 juust b3333n lookinng throuugh mmy asks. I got so mmanny wwhil33 i wwas asl3333p.

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

after a disorienting flash, you both teleport into the waiting lobby of a random pizzaking restaurant, you feel relatively comfortsble but check on neeppi to see how shes doing

You alright after that, also... what type of pizza do you want? By chance so we know what we need to order, if we're having pizza.

You wake up with a hell of hangover, your head is Pounding, like someone is taking a sledgehammer to your brain...

Why... ah right the punch was spiked wasn't it, that's why I have this stupid hangover, it feels like my head is going to burst...

You notice you're sitting on neeppi's lap, and get up faster then a lightning bolt dashing to a lightning rod, while also putting the hat back on, thankful the costume you got didnt look so silly.

How long were you awake by chance... Hopefully I didnt force you to stay in that seat for too long.

@rarelydrawnbeccanoir)

uumm. at mmost, lik33. thr33 mminnuut33s. I'vv33 juust b3333n lookinng throuugh mmy asks. I got so mmanny wwhil33 i wwas asl3333p.

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

You nod, you're familiar enough with your abilities, that it shouldnt be that hard to do. Releasing from the hug, as you ponder, thinking upon where to go, a nomad wandering in an unknown mental land still slightly clutching your head.

Would you like to go anywhere specific by chance? Maybe somewhere without the potential for us to get drunk?

You wake up with a hell of hangover, your head is Pounding, like someone is taking a sledgehammer to your brain...

Why... ah right the punch was spiked wasn't it, that's why I have this stupid hangover, it feels like my head is going to burst...

You notice you're sitting on neeppi's lap, and get up faster then a lightning bolt dashing to a lightning rod, while also putting the hat back on, thankful the costume you got didnt look so silly.

How long were you awake by chance... Hopefully I didnt force you to stay in that seat for too long.

@rarelydrawnbeccanoir)

uumm. at mmost, lik33. thr33 mminnuut33s. I'vv33 juust b3333n lookinng throuugh mmy asks. I got so mmanny wwhil33 i wwas asl3333p.

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

You continue the hug, planning on letting neeppi be the one to break away if needbe, slowing down on the shh papping when neeppi seems to be a bit calmer, wings and arms still curled around Neeppi warmly, though you do enjoy the warm security of the hug admittedly.

Would you like anything specific to drink or eat?

You wake up with a hell of hangover, your head is Pounding, like someone is taking a sledgehammer to your brain...

Why... ah right the punch was spiked wasn't it, that's why I have this stupid hangover, it feels like my head is going to burst...

You notice you're sitting on neeppi's lap, and get up faster then a lightning bolt dashing to a lightning rod, while also putting the hat back on, thankful the costume you got didnt look so silly.

How long were you awake by chance... Hopefully I didnt force you to stay in that seat for too long.

@rarelydrawnbeccanoir)

uumm. at mmost, lik33. thr33 mminnuut33s. I'vv33 juust b3333n lookinng throuugh mmy asks. I got so mmanny wwhil33 i wwas asl3333p.

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

You begin to hug Neeppi, your wings and arms curling around her, your carapace having a soft layer of fur on the top, as you let her just lean into you for support.

Alright... just... I'll hug you for as long as you want me to.

You debate mentally doing it, before deciding to do something you saw trolls do from a distance that seemed to calm them down, as you begin to pap the side of neepi's head and shhh, trying your damndest to not make it come out like a growl and just like a normal shhh.

You wake up with a hell of hangover, your head is Pounding, like someone is taking a sledgehammer to your brain...

Why... ah right the punch was spiked wasn't it, that's why I have this stupid hangover, it feels like my head is going to burst...

You notice you're sitting on neeppi's lap, and get up faster then a lightning bolt dashing to a lightning rod, while also putting the hat back on, thankful the costume you got didnt look so silly.

How long were you awake by chance... Hopefully I didnt force you to stay in that seat for too long.

@rarelydrawnbeccanoir)

uumm. at mmost, lik33. thr33 mminnuut33s. I'vv33 juust b3333n lookinng throuugh mmy asks. I got so mmanny wwhil33 i wwas asl3333p.

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

you look a lot more concerned upon hearing that wondering if neeppi may need to cuddle and a hug, but not entirely sure, with your body language indicating this dilemma.

Oh uh.... is it uh... it's painful isnt it? Did you have a choice to not go through with it, or? Uh, was it something forced and traumatic... umm, Would you like a hug?

You are severely concerned, and the issue is a bit too heavy, like a piano weighted with an anvil, to throw around your regular turns of phrase, which would wreak havoc like a bull in a china shop.

You wake up with a hell of hangover, your head is Pounding, like someone is taking a sledgehammer to your brain...

Why... ah right the punch was spiked wasn't it, that's why I have this stupid hangover, it feels like my head is going to burst...

You notice you're sitting on neeppi's lap, and get up faster then a lightning bolt dashing to a lightning rod, while also putting the hat back on, thankful the costume you got didnt look so silly.

How long were you awake by chance... Hopefully I didnt force you to stay in that seat for too long.

@rarelydrawnbeccanoir)

uumm. at mmost, lik33. thr33 mminnuut33s. I'vv33 juust b3333n lookinng throuugh mmy asks. I got so mmanny wwhil33 i wwas asl3333p.

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

You are half tempted to scroll but decide not to... focussing on the text and wording, with a look of confusion.

What... exactly is transmutation in this context, why is the stupid word so concerning by chance? Is it some sort of hackjob surgery?

You are still perplexxed, but are also concerned why your friend is still so worried exactly, clearly unaware of the intent.

You wake up with a hell of hangover, your head is Pounding, like someone is taking a sledgehammer to your brain...

Why... ah right the punch was spiked wasn't it, that's why I have this stupid hangover, it feels like my head is going to burst...

You notice you're sitting on neeppi's lap, and get up faster then a lightning bolt dashing to a lightning rod, while also putting the hat back on, thankful the costume you got didnt look so silly.

How long were you awake by chance... Hopefully I didnt force you to stay in that seat for too long.

@rarelydrawnbeccanoir)

uumm. at mmost, lik33. thr33 mminnuut33s. I'vv33 juust b3333n lookinng throuugh mmy asks. I got so mmanny wwhil33 i wwas asl3333p.

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

You nod, clutching your head as you look around, noting that she appeared to start hissing at one of the asks, blushing at some of the ones before that, but you're more focussed on the one that made her hiss.

May I ask which ask exactly is irritating you, Is it something stupid, or something that would be actively malicious?

You tilt your head as you look curiously at the troll, concerned for them.

You wake up with a hell of hangover, your head is Pounding, like someone is taking a sledgehammer to your brain...

Why... ah right the punch was spiked wasn't it, that's why I have this stupid hangover, it feels like my head is going to burst...

You notice you're sitting on neeppi's lap, and get up faster then a lightning bolt dashing to a lightning rod, while also putting the hat back on, thankful the costume you got didnt look so silly.

How long were you awake by chance... Hopefully I didnt force you to stay in that seat for too long.

@rarelydrawnbeccanoir)

uumm. at mmost, lik33. thr33 mminnuut33s. I'vv33 juust b3333n lookinng throuugh mmy asks. I got so mmanny wwhil33 i wwas asl3333p.

[rarelydrawnbeccanoir]

You try to stay awake but you reeeeeally cannot fight the effects of the alcohol and the fact you havent slept since you got here, so you nod off... into sleep, pleasantly surprised someone is kind to you.

so what was your work like back on derse?

you respond, a little wobbly, your work back on derse, it was mostly just paperwork, there was only one or two times where the sovereign threw you a bone and gave you something FUN to do.

it was just day in, write, review, analyze, write, eat, review bureaucratic documents, look through fenestrated windows to keep tabs on the session, analyze THAT, write those stupid notes down, day out repeat.

But heeey at least you're no longer in that boring, snail trudging through mollases job, as you take another swig of the spiked punch, drinking away the stress. You feel like you might be able to get used to this carefree feeling.