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so all these batfam uquizzes have inspired me to jump on the bandwagon, so i started writing character descriptions but all ive done so far is list their flaws so i guess thats the kind of quiz we're doing now
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being bad at videogames makes playing established characters so funny bc Im standing in this inn and people are like "I once saw one of his lot kill ten men without breaking a sweat."
and then I go outside and get killed by a mean dog
#this is part of why i enjoyed the arkham games so much#there was a time in arkham city when riddler was taunting me#all 'come prove you're my intellectual equal batman'#'are you not smart enough to accept my challenge??'#meanwhile batman (me) had been lost in the subway station for half an hour
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82 YEARS AGO - BATMAN DEBUTED FOR THE FIRST TIME Eighty-two years ago on March 30, 1939, Detective Comics #27 hit newsstands, introducing the Caped Crusader for the very first time in a featured story called “The Case of the Chemical Syndicate.”
“And for all that fierce exterior, I’ve never met anyone who cared as deeply about his fellow man as Bruce Wayne.” - Amanda Waller, Justice League Unlimited, Season 2 Episode 13 (2005)
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this absolutely destroyed me
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Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016) #1
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Inspired by @badjokesbyjeff , however unlikely (cause let’s be real, Gothamites hate clowns and Bruce would never bring Dick to the watchtower as a kid) much more likely would be:

And that’s how the JL learned about Red Hood
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BABS WITH LEIA BUNS
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Happy Hanukkah from Bruce Wayne: [⅛] ⇥ Night One
↳ “A room full of darkness is drastically changed by even a very small flame. A little light drives out a lot of darkness. Darkness is the absence of light; so any light means the end of darkness. By the same token, evil exists when we are apathetic and don’t make any effort to change the situation in our homes and in society, between us and G‑d and between us and our fellow humans. Any effort, any change, any illumination we create goes a very long way. We should never allow the seeming smallness of our contribution prevent us for making it and appreciating its importance.”
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when someone’s done explaining to me why my favorite character isn’t actually the Best

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“It’s moments like this when I miss wearing the red and green, Bruce’s presence, and the flap of his cape as I catch a simple nod or a movement of his eyes as we decide right then and there whose faces we’re gonna devote our fists and feet to first.”
–Richard Grayson (Nightwing #149 – The Great Leap Part Three)
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James Tynion IV is the only valid Batman writer, please and thank you
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Clark, flies into the batcave: hello robin, where’s batman?
Damian: Superman, can I ask you a question?
Clark: sure, anything.
Damian: Why don’t you go back to your own home and stop bothering us?
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