rascalrascy

[rascalrascy]

enough about ur ass i want a whiff of those armpits bruh.

start running

How about we all calm down..

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i win🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

step on my dick and i can die a happy and fulfilled man

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i think itd be fucking hysterical if the entire hatred game was actually all one big wet dream set in notim's head and 'notim' was actually an acne scarred teenage edgelord the whole time. i know this is cliche but it would be funny please

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does the constant arguing between duke and notim count as anal fingering with some hatefucking on the side or am i looking into it too much

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meeemememememe write me lore meeeee mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE please im notim's #1 fan thna kyou

Hi, are you a hatred fan? If so, why? But if you are, you probably know the game is shit with no real substance whatsoever, if you wish for lore, look no further than this blog. I got bored and decided to write lore and other stuff so that you can pretend is canon if you so please (Don’t worry, the marauders fandom does it all the time)

My credentials for this:

1. I’ve never played the game

2. I go outside

3. I heard about this game from a video essay on postal

4. I watched one play through of this game and read the fandom wiki

5. There is nothing else made for this game so you really can’t be picky

Feel free to ask questions, I’ll answer them, I’ll probably make longer posts about the individual characters (yes there’s more than one) and anything else I’m willing to write

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tsk tsk i know what you are

i just asked dude this are YOU a brony. thats RIGHT i see your collection of those gen 1 figures LOCK YOUR DOORS AND SHUT YOUR WINDOWS

No? I'm not? I don't even have any collectibles anywhere in my house anymore. I used to collect some other stuff... though it was forever ago.

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:(

are you a brony perchance

No.

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I ALMOST THREW MY PHONE WHAT THE FUCK

I’m so tired omg

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this fandom is a fucking prison

no comment

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i love arguing like teenagers with my nottypoo every time we interact/gen

New rule.

Stay at least two-hundred feet away from Duke if you have a trashy haircut and grey skin.

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i was playing doom eternal for the first time earlier because i'd never gotten the chance to. tell me why doomguy has an ass on par with duke nukem's. its SO. FAT. I WAS NOT PAYING ATTENTION DURING THE CUTSCENE AT ALL.

oh and the curve is CRAZY. WHY DOES HE STAND SO CUNTY

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canidae are so goated in general you're so right

what's YOUR favourite animal because the edgelord didn't answer me

OH OH !! I KNOW !!

COYOTES !!!

LOOKATDALILFUCKRS AWWWW

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unironically started crying when i misplaced my PBD dude plush the autism is real today

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i hate them so good

one thing i don’t see lots of people talking about is how fucking pathetic this back and forth is.. and it’s SO funny..

cursed to forever vocally stim “no, he’s my dog!” over and over

(bonus points because champ just.. lays there?? bro is so unbothered)

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wade wilson has massive tits.

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don't call you what

hey nottypoos whats your favourite animal❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

i should probably specify that in this instance the animal would be alive

Don't fucking call me that.

I don't know. I don't have any.

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i cackled into my pillow like a witch when i read this because i read it in notims voice

Do it jiggle

WHAT.