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They (sister and friends) are jealous of my bisexual swagger (lady bought me shots) and whisked me away to a different bar with only people under 30 (still having a good time tbh)
There's a very nice very drunk middle aged lady buying me shots and dancing with me at the bar and I gotta say. This is doing crazy things to my self confidence
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I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public
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There's a very nice very drunk middle aged lady buying me shots and dancing with me at the bar and I gotta say. This is doing crazy things to my self confidence
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The only time I’ve ever saluted someone on instinct was when Vinny was playing mgs4 and he found out if you shook the controller while calling rose her boobs would shake and he immediately called otacon and you could physically hear him shaking the controller and asking “why aren’t his tits moving ”
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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me
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FAMOUS HORSE FINALS!!
The mummified equus lenensis foal - Known for being one of the most well-preserved equine species from BC.
Snowman - Became famous for his success in show jumping as well as his rags-to-riches story, as he was a former plow horse, bought for $80 when on his way to the slaughterhouse, and became a champion show jumper.
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losing my mind about this common poorwill picture on ebird

love the observation note too. "Flew INTO THE STORE." (and you can see the bird was released outside, not to worry)

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
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Snowman - Became famous for his success in show jumping as well as his rags-to-riches story, as he was a former plow horse, bought for $80 when on his way to the slaughterhouse, and became a champion show jumper.
Clever Hans - Gained fame in the early 20th century. He was believed to be able to read, tell time, understand German, and do math. Later, he gained more fame as he was studied by a psychologist who noticed the horse was actually picking up minor reactions from his trainer and responding to them as cues. His trainer did not even realize he was giving these hidden cues.
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Clever Hans - Gained fame in the early 20th century. He was believed to be able to read, tell time, understand German, and do math. Later, he gained more fame as he was studied by a psychologist who noticed the horse was actually picking up minor reactions from his trainer and responding to them as cues. His trainer did not even realize he was giving these hidden cues.
Brooklyn Supreme - Held the record as the world's heaviest horse (1451.5 kg / 3,200 lb). The record has since been beaten.
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