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Idk how I went 27 years of my life wo dating someone that loves going down on women. Like I knew these ppl existed but I never thought I'd find space for one of those in my life. So now I have to learn how to receive head wo just wanting to skip to fucking instantly.

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So instead, we bought a house

I’m actually out here making my own money… Imma buy a mfin boat

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Future other bestie

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I'm very surprised that women don't get more props for NOT committing mass shootings/violence...

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The most ghetto thing I've done is get pregnant.

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I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS EXPANDING

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Conservative people raise literal demons and want the rest of us to be worried about someone else letting their kid watch a lady throw some ass?

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The first trimester is boring af so far. Everything fun makes me sick. I'm usually sleep. Can't even eat all like that. This baby whack af Boi.

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Put a finger down if you only make enough money to support your lifestyle while your husband makes housewife money, but you have to keep making money because you live in a society where $16k in a bank account isn't even really that much, and you have almost everything you need, but you're still ungrateful because life should be better.

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i am not the same person i was 18 minutes ago.

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Also, losing my appetite when someone pisses me off. I just made this bussin ass burrito bowl and it's good, but I don't even want it anymore...

A genuine toxic trait of mine is getting disgusted with people's character when I get close to them.

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A genuine toxic trait of mine is getting disgusted with people's character when I get close to them.

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Since Tumblr was my entire secret place as a teen, imma start inserting my thoughts into this place now...

My husband neglected his duties, so I have to cook dinner so my mil gear storage has to wait til tomorrow... but in the mean time.... imma cool and decide whether I have the right to feel sleep deprived tomorrow lmao

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My neighbor just saw me come inside w all of the gear that I left in my car cause imma lazy fuck... I just walked past him carrying a 25+ lb ruck, wearing an iotv, groceries and other misc things I've hidden in my trunk. He asked if I needed help, but I said no cause I didn't want anyone to know that I leave all of this shit in my car lmao (its heavy as fuck and ppl knowing the mass i neglect to bring insise bothers me)... sometimes I also wanna look like a boss ass bitch too.... I think I gained enough to make the iotv(ceramic bullet proof vest) feel lighter than it did last time so... cha ching, bitch lmao

Ps. I'll weigh the iotv one of these fucking days cause it's an entire bitch and a half after a whole hour. My hips scream when I have to wear it too long...

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First of all... I just think ppl are whack af. Lol. But if I say that, I'm a bitch...

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If I start my period anytime soon, I'm getting violently drunk and isolating myself for 48 whole hours. Might even just rent a room and cry on the balcony for a full weekend...