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RATS NOT DETECTED, POEM DETECTED

That which we call a rose

I've always stood by the claim

That a rose

By any other name

Would smell as sweet

I know yours means a lot to you, and then some

But it makes no difference to me

I want you to be happy, so l'll use this one

But l'd see no change if you went by Klutzy the Nimble

The only person who seems to understand is you-

That which I should have realised that some time ago-

But even still I can only admit it to two

That mine only means discomfort to me

I recall, all the way back in nursery

The request of my name would have me freeze, panic

What if l'd fabricated every memory

Of my name, or just been pulled from a different world

I knew at the time it was silly

But I couldn't shake the feeling it was wrong every time

But something that makes me feel as though in a frilly,

Two toned collar with the loudest bells there are, is that

There's nothing l'd rather go by.

No name fits better than this

None of them are comfy, none of them are mine Some equal, some worse, none ok, none happy

If the name of the rose doesn't matter

What of rose with no name at all?

Would nothing be as good as anything on the wrapper?

Or would it simply never be called again

I suppose it's hard to refer to something without name

Without establishing what it is to begin with

But to establish what it is must be a right pain

When you've nothing at all to call it by

So why not make up a term?

Decide on something by which to refer to it

Any unused sound to indicate a person, worm or germ

Let I be the only meaning. But that's just a name again

And so what is a name, I ponder again

A string of sounds used to clarify a subject of reference

The sounds themselves shouldn't matter then

So why do mine feel so wrong?

I don’t want a new name. I don’t want one at all

But I don’t want to be ignored or forgotten

So I need something for people to call

When they want me, or to sing my praises, or curse me

Give the hypothetical that I could have any name

But I know that’s the real choice

One that just feels good is my only aim

But I can’t find that. I don’t think it exists.

I used to go by Lilly, when I played and was more young

Then it was my imaginary friend, daughter, and then gone

And now it’s on my mind again but it only feels wrong

I can’t even pretend to be Lilly anymore. That’s gone.

Perhaps I could be a bird, Swift is nice

But I’d feel awkward with it as a name

While I sort of like Sparrow, all bird names are on ice

Until the sad day they don’t all- in my mind- mean you

So what can I be called by then

I wouldn’t mind being nothing at all

A name can’t be right but I can’t be no one when

They call my name. Who will I be? Who can I be?

A rose called a poppy would smell just the same

And I still don’t fully understand the difference it rhyme with makes.

I’m sure I’ll feel right again in my own red name

Eventually. If I can convince myself I ever was.

A rose called a poppy would smell just the same

And I still don’t fully understand the difference it makes

I’m sure I’ll feel right again in my own red name

Eventually. I’ll convince me I ever was if that’s what it takes.

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tumblr lesson 1 don't discourage a post from getting notes or it will only get more notes because people are evil on this site and do the opposite of what you tell them

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personally knowing gimmick blogs is fun. I know silly little things about them that could not matter less. Like, the guy that counts rats is a ginger.

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Hi. Can you like. Stop fucking rats? Please?

@nixon-official why do you fuck rats

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We live in actual hell

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Just realised I am in multiple fandoms involving a rat and I’m not sure how I got here but I love my rats.

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Tumblr Gimmickverse list (updated vers) (Pt 1)

To all the gimmick blogs, I am so sorry for summoning you all. This is unfortunately the only way I can post the list <3

The threatsverse

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@nominous-threats

@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

Signsverse

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Gimmickthiefverse

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

@gimmick-thief-burglar

Identifierverse

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

@identifying-snakes-in-posts

@which-os

@identifyinggimmickblogsinposts

Detectorverse

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@bronzong-detector

@text-inverter-detector

@tsunderedetector

@british-alert

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

Achievementverse

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

@achievement-achievement-unlocked

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Round 0

@everydayspamton

(no propaganda submitted)

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“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”

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Round 0

@scp-threats-is-back

(no propaganda submitted)

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”

“Number Four has fought in a battle for satan before, they know how to fight. They use to have a fiancé but she broke up with them becuase of a femboy post. Four is one of the OG rats”

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Blog name: @rat-detector-333

Rodent type: only rats

Species: a rat that is also a detector

Catch or detect: detect

Lethal: no

Color: 3366ff

Motive: observing rats in the wild because rats are cool

Pronouns: it/its or he/him

Are rodents superior to humans: yes

The department of rodent catcher/detector safety is happy to assist.

We at TDORCS have been appointed by the office of detection legality has to supervise all rodent-related detecting and catching. Our role is simply to ensure the safety of our population (for example by marking Schrödinger’s rats as unsafe). We are also working on a list of all detective forces regarding the rats to ensure the safety of all rodents and rodent catchers/detectors.

It is however important to mention that we require every single rodent catcher/detector to provide proof if the necessary legal documents. A detector should always have their legal papers with them. If this is not the case we will be able to assist by creating the necessary documents. This will however require the answering to the following questions:

What is your blog’s name? (for example “@rodent-detector”)

What rodent type(s) do you detect/catch? (for example “only rats”)

What is your species? (for example “detector”)

Do you catch or detect? (for example “both”)

Are you lethal to found rodents? (for example “yes”)

What color should your documents have? (for example “FF1A00”)

Do you have a motive to catch/detect? (for example “hunger”)

Optional: What are your pronouns? (for example “they/them”)

Optional: If you have a other blogs, what’s their name? (for example “main blog: @thisisaratname”)

Optional: Do you think rodents are superior to humans? (for example “yes”)

Please also submit your blog’s profile picture.

We will then fill out the form for you. After that, you receive the documents and are now able to legally detect/catch rodents.

EXAMPLE:

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(Assuming you mean me and not op,,) ngl didn’t even realise i didn’t have asks open 👁️👄👁️

I need some lady-fingers in my mouth

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I need some lady-fingers in my mouth

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Will update you on this

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I second that

I've been meaning to make patches for my denim jacket for a while. I've already done the shadow the hedgehog logo and a pink triangle. What are some good punk/emo/alt symbols or whatever to make into patches? I need ideas here.

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Heya! Please consider supporting this campaign!

Caitlyn is donating their hair to the Little Princess Trust, a charity that makes real-hair wigs for children and young people that have lost their hair to cancer.

However, it takes the charity £700 to make each wig, and so Caitlyn is also running a sponsorship campaign where you can donate money to reach their final goal for the charity.

It would make such a difference if you could donate even a little money, or share this post and the campaign with other people.

Thanks for your support!

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Hey all! It would be wonderful if you could share this charity campaign

It’s raising money to sponsor a hair cut for the Little Princess Trust. The hair will be being used by the trust to make a wig for a child or young person that has lost their hair to cancer, and the money goes towards funding that wig.