#detector blog

[quicklight-the-exister]

I so badly want to make detector blogs but the only things I can think off that I would want to do a detector blog of is Socksfor1, or Vita Carnis (or just a horror detector blog, idk)

Poll for if I should make a detector blog, what should it be

[official-otter-detector]

HEY GUYS!!!!!! Call me Ocean or Storm, though I go by many other names too, I use he/she/they/it pronouns plus a couple neos, and I love otters.

Here I shall be detecting otters in posts! Because I love detector accounts! And I can totally remember to do this! Yeah!

My favourite audiobook cd as a kid was the otter who wanted to know

I want to be a marine biologist when I’m older, hopefully specialialising in sea birds or marine mammals, which includes (da du da daaaa (that’s my epic reveal tune)) SEA OTTERS, YEAHH!!!!

I’ve never seen otters in the wild but I have seen them in many wildlife sanctuaries and sealife centres, because I visit those a lot :)

You might know me from others of my blogs, I run a fairly successfully (what is it I do again?) ah yes! I run a fairly successfully gimmick blog pretending to be a place, which is to say I have at least ten followers :]

FAQ (no one has asked me these questions):

Q: why did you choose to make this blog?

A: I love otters! So much! And I felt that this would be an easier gimmick than my other detector blog

Q: you have another detector blog?

A: yes! I’m @corvid-detector !

Q: ohh kay so why did you choose to use different names, and why is the tone here so different?

A: that is two questions! I chose to use different names because I have a small name hoard and I like to use different ones for different blogs, and the time here is so different becauusseeee….! I don’t know! I’m just like this! Sometimes I am very quiet and calm and reserved and sometimes I am enthusiastic and over the top and yeah! It just depends on factors beyond our control! Whippie! That’s a cross between yippie and Whoo! I like how it sounds in my head!

Q: right. What’s your favourite species of otter?

A: SEA OTTERS THEY HOLD HANDS IN THE WATTEE WHILE SLEEPING SO THEY DONY DROFY AWAY ANS FHTHEY TIE THEMSELVES DOWN WITH KELP AND THEYRE SO ADORABLE LOOK:

(Link to image credits : https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sea_Otter_(Enhydra_lutris)_(25169790524)_crop.jpg . This is also the image in my profile picture. )!

But I also love Asian short clawed otters, I see a group of them a lot at an animal place I frequent. They’re so adorable also:

(Image credits: https://www.flickr.com/photos/mibby23/48808050013 ) oh hey! It has a video there also???

Thats so cool!

Well imma wrap this up!

And please follow the only rule in the bachelor man bible while you’re here: don’t be a dick :)

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Round 2: The Quarterquarterquarterfinals

(Poll 31 of 64)

@girl-detector

“i got girl detected once and it was the best day of my life. i love seeing girl posts so much”

“I get to see beautiful trans women on my dash because I follow them”

@dear-ao3

(no propaganda submitted)

[forsaken-headcanons]

WHY ARE THERE. SO MANY OF YOU

[owl-detector]

OWL DETECTED

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[a-spoonful-of-scourge]

I propose that all rat-detectors and rat-detectors adjacent blogs of ratblr play the role of the Mice in The Nutcracker

[kirby-detector]

Hello Tumblr! I am the Kirby detector!!

I detect Kirbys and Kirby characters in posts!

Run by @aro-luigi

Feel free to @ me in posts you'd like me to detect!

Also, for text posts, this is all done manually, and I'm dyslexic, so I will likely mess up, please let me know if I do! (Text posts will only detect "Kirby")

Tags list:

#kirby detected - a Kirby has been detected (color variants count as Kirby)

#kirby not detected - a Kirby has not been detected

#(character) detected - that character was detected

#Waddle detected - a generic Waddle Dee or Waddle Doo have been detected

#ask the detector - asks

#not detection - any posts that I do not detect

[owl-detector]

Owls detected!

[undasura]

wahhh i love your artttt... rali and zephyr... so cutes...

thank u... they are like little fruit gummys to me. chewable........

[silly-detector]

*note: this image isn't the exact quote, but i'm going to be using the wording from the exact quote

“You have love your art so much that you would fuck it in the Denny’s bathroom.” - Kevin Smith

this quote contains:

1 mime!

[pigeon-detector]

PIGEON DETECTED LETS GOO

[notdead-butclose]

“THERES A BOMB IN THE CAVE-“

goddamn its just my helmet. the bats gotta chill tf out sometimes

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Round 0

@everydayspamton

(no propaganda submitted)

@rat-detector-334

“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”

[pigeon-detector]

Pigeon detected yaay

[yuri-detector]

Yuri-Detector

I'm honestly so shocked this doesn't already exist. but hello :)

As the username implies, I will find yuri and reblog it. You cannot hide your yuri from me. I will find it. This is a threat.

How it works:

When Yuri is detected and is most certainly yuri, this checkmark will be used :) Pretty straight-forward. These posts are under #yuri detected!

However, if there is Yuri detected, but I am unsure of the character's genders or other, this question mark will be used. These posts are under #yuri.. detected?

Thats pretty much it, things may change over time, and they may not.

main is @thepoolsystem. you never get to know who exactly is fronting or not >:)/lh

DISCLAIMER !! THIS GIMMICK BLOG IS MOST OFTEN RUN BY TWO HIME-DANSHIS. ONE GOES BY HE/HIM AND THE OTHER GOES BY HE/SHE. NEITHER OF US ARE LESBIANS, APOLOGIES IF THIS IS AN ISSUE FOR YOU!