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I like to headcanon that Shaunas parents were both really kind and loving towards her and she really is just like that bc she’s a middle child and a child of divorce. Like that’s so funny to me I’m sorry it HAS to be my truth just cause it’s hilarious
#children of divorce just be like that#this is fully a joke btw I don’t actually think that😭#yellowjackets#shauna shipman
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The Myth of Orpheus is SO Taivan it’s crazy. Oh the story about loving someone so much that you can’t save them… right… right.
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#taissaeveryday 😮💨

Was stuck in awful meetings today so I sketched Taissa Turner
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To watch s4 am I gonna have to start taking Melissa Hat seriously as a character? cuz I don’t think I’m physically capable of that
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Oh my god this movie makes me so nostalgic easily in my top 5 animated films. Does anyone else remember the weird ass bat spin off that came in the dvd set?
ANASTASIA (1997) dir. Don Bluth and Gary Goldman.
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Thinking about Taissa and image today and the way that relates to ‘other Tai’. Like the writers kinda dropped the ball with that but fuck in season one it was the best story line to me.
I generally don’t like to think of ‘other Tai’ as an alternate personality but instead as Tais true desires or needs. Taissa is incredibly image obsessed, she cares about people’s perception of her so she doesn’t allow herself to do some things. Eating Jackie is what comes to mind (also shooting coach). The girls were fucking starving and they might have died if they didn’t find something to eat, and there Jackie was, literally perfectly slow-smoked barbecue. But, as much as Taissa needed to eat, I don’t think she would let herself do that. So ‘other Tai’ gets to do the dirty work so Taissa doesn’t have to take the blame or deal with all the emotions that would have come with that. I think this is generally how ‘other Tai’ works. She typically comes out when Tai can’t do something herself and I think she’s related to Taissa’s need to be perfect.
Anyway I hope that they play with that in season 4, though I doubt they will remember any of that. Taissa, my love, I’m sorry the writers don’t care about you:(
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Thank you @vanpalmerdefender !!!
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Whoever sees this should join in on the fun I have no one to tag!
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'you can't handle the hit so i'll hold the punch'
alr here we go, van who’s had to slap their mom awake more times than they can count, who’s felt with hits from their mom and the jerks at school who call them names and shoulder check them, from the upperclassmen on the soccer team who would fight dirty and aim for them and not the goal, who would kick their ankles during games, who’s so used to bottling up and holding in the anger and the urge to swing at the next person who hits them. but they never do, some part of them knows that even though it’s more than deserved, they’d do more damage. years of hauling mom up onto the couch, years of arm training to catch balls kicked harder and faster every season, with decades of leg muscles from walking home and springing a foot up to block a ball, and so much blind anger that if they started fighting back they wouldn’t stop. later in life they mention this to natalie, stoned laying on the field in the middle of summer break. she nods, slow and asks if van wants to throw a couple punches at each other. they’re more similar than many realize.
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Here are some nice little pictures I took a couple days ago for anyone who cares:)



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Omg my past parks and rec nerd is coming out lately
today the parks and recreation department reunites :)
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Everyday the Yellowjackets fans decide on a new person to hate and it is actually very funny to watch.
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Guys five nights at Freddie’s reignited 12-year old me’s massive crush on Josh Hutcherson like… it’s scary. I have such an obvious type give me square-jawed, thin lipped baddies and I go crazy.
Like my historic crush line up has such a pattern it’s ridiculous:
Liv Hewson (duh)
Josh Hutcherson
Bella Ramsey
Pedro Pascal
Tom Holland (I’m mildly embarrassed by this but I had a massive Spider-Man phase when I was 15 OK!)
Anyway needed to share cuz I think it’s funny
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Came here just to say I took a hike today

Everyone clap I’m basically an Olympic athlete
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When I’m in a ‘being in love with your coworker’ competition and my competitor is tawny cypress


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