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I think maybe rigid dichotomies are the worst thing that humanity has ever invented
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the best thing you can do as an author is write a story that's entirely SFW and needs no content warnings and most readers don't think it's sexual or even romantic at all and within a couple days you see it reblogged by a NSFW blog, tagged "this is the hottest thing I've ever read"
it's a tricky note to hit, but it's worth it.
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It's okay to mourn the person you could have been.
Just remember that you are here now, that despite all that has been put before you, you alone stand clear from the maelstrom of chaos that is life.
You are here, and that is what matters most.
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#not hornyposting#Yeah give money to someone who needs it to survive and they'll use to to improve their quality of life slightly and/or just to stay living#Give money to someone who didn't actually need it and they can use it to make more money#The first six hundred dollars is better spent every time. A rich guy making more money doesn't mean that the rich guy is a success#It means the system we live under is a failure
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What if a woman who was bigger and stronger than me kissed me against a wall? Have we run the numbers on that?
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I need to be told what to do (the horny and the autism)
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need a trans girl to reduce me to "fuckmefuckmefuckme" until she lines up her girlcock with my hole and just does it
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Never should aftercare be used as a means of rewarding either partner. Aftercare is an integral part of any relationship and should always be done. Please take care of your partners.
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Ohh if only a big strong woman forced me to choke on her meat. 😔😔
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It would depend on what the shape of the borders were. But presumably you'd pick a few angles to measure the forest's cross-sectional depth, take measurements for the longest distance traveled on any axis. Then pick a direction and go that way. It becomes more complicated if the forest shape is more complex. But "Pick a direction and go that way" becomes more viable as advice the longer you spend sitting around trying to solve the unsolved math problem.
The actual solution's still down to chance, so while you might be able to pick an "easier" option (eg, if the forest is an oval shape with it's widest point being west-to-east, you're going north-south in either direction) - a perfect solution isn't necessarily gonna save you the time you could make if you just start moving now.
i love how some maths problems are like. Bellman's lost in THE FOREST. he has no idea where in THE FOREST he is and does not want to be here. the exact shape of THE FOREST'S borders have been made known to him by DIVINE APPARITION. how does he minimise the longest time he could be in THE FOREST?
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