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HELL YEAH

ALRIGHT so my ultrakill stuff seems to be going really well here and that makes me super happy since it's been a while. So I thought to share this too.

The original one was the white one, but I've made darker versions cuz why not. I ended up really liking the red one.

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I’m fucking popping off at redball 4 and then acing a calculus exam

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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could i get some help getting groceries and meds? paying rent put my account in the negatives and i rly need my meds to function

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This would be terrifying if you were a bug

@theirbug

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Who would’ve guessed

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"teens are prone to tantrums and are emotionally unstable" - okay, yeah, puberty is real, and emotional regulation is a difficult skill to learn. but also. any adult person would be pissed if their opinions were disregarded, they had no say in what happens to them, their emotions and feelings were downplayed and their privacy were intruded on.

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Another victim of my (arguably) divine influence

i have been cursed by rats….help…

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N

NUH UH

when the snake women in xcom grab your lady soldiers and force them down on their knees while constricting them with their tails it's kinda

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Me: That’s a nice throbbed you’ve got there

Website: a what

Me: Th-the throbber. Like, like the loading thing

Website: Don’t ever talk to me

Me: Sorry

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Me during the rat war tbh

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I don’t like this very much

new form of haiku called the james bond. a line with 0 syllables, a line with 0 syllables and a final line with 7

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A powerful development tool is responding to an honest mistake with "whoops" or "uh-oh" as opposed to "ugh" or "damn it". Because the former simply acknowledges there was an error, while the latter adds a pinch of pessimism and judgement.

No sense making whoever made the mistake (even if it's yourself) feel worse when there's already the mistake itself to deal with. Furthermore, it can be damaging to instill the idea that honest mistakes are Uncommon and that this person is Exceptionally Inept if they make one - or worse, the idea that not-pissing-people-off is a core reason to try and do things skillfully. When presented with a problem, don't in your stress create additional ones.

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The war’s over, but the gay little rivalry never ends! Vote the other one!

Ignore that

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@rat-detector

“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”

“My propaganda is that I think you should vote for the other guy.”

@making-you-in-ponytown

“i run myis and it's fun having a bunch of creative friends in the Critter Making Collective. as a ghost of tournaments past, i send creatures upon ye.”

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TRANSLUCENT V1

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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No fucking way