#flop post

[gayshitanddadjokes]

I waited up until midnight just to be able to post this

[aroace-wizard]

I don't have a god complex, god has a me complex

[tamathena]

Baby, I only post flops

[track-maniac]

i am going to force the feminize you

[ate4happycunt]

[sonofshu]

They call me a RX02K diskette because I'm 5 1/4 inch floppy

[vampantheon]

one time i was drunk and i misspelled "Malevolent" and it tried to autocorrect to "male violence" which... sure i suppose that's what the podcast is about

[juniperjellyfish]

You can tell a lot about a person just by knowing their favorite Ninjago character

[louisjude]

[scarletred2003]

I'm this close 🤏to stop doing art

[gayshitanddadjokes]

it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.

[biaonww]

“the very first night”. rin itoshi based • angst to fluff & based on the ts song. • (part 2 to foolish one) sorry 4 the delay!

may contain errors, similar content is coincidental.

months pass. but you never really dared to keep count of how many months did pass. (you still did, and it was 10 months). so, it’s been 10 months after rin left to go to paris. … 10 months after that last conversation between you and him passed. “i love you, but i can’t commit.” sometimes you just doubt his words. if he did love you. or were you just something he was using to make the time pass by? you heard from your friends that he was here in japan again. temporarily.

your friends also told you that, in a recent interview, he mentioned he’d only come back to japan for something special to him. … shouldn’t you not care anymore? isn’t that irrelevant to you? wasn’t your relation unhealthy for the both of you? but you also still can’t seem to get over him. every single path or road you take, was always going back to his house. they all lead back to him, huh?... bothered by the door bell, you get up from your couch to open the front door— — and there you see, rin itoshi. standing on your porch. he’s panting and sweating. did he run going here? or are you just being delusional right now? “do you know how much i miss you?” “rin, what?” “i’m sorry i left— okay? i was an asshole for that.” "i came here to pick up something really fucking special, that i lost 10 months ago." "yes, i kept count of how many months has it been and i'm really pathetic right now but i—" “— i miss you like it was the very first night.” “no one knows how much i miss you.” “… i still love you.” "you’re leaving soon. rin— you can’t just barge in my life again, plus we’re two different people with two different lives, so we'd have different schedules—” “— are you over me?” “because i know i’m not over you.” “but if you did move on, then you would’ve shut the door already.” “if you were, then you wouldn’t be standing here, right?” “i won’t leave the country if you give me another chance.” “i won’t go too fast, so you can keep up with me.” “we can walk beside each other, instead of you always being in the back.” “so please, let me now make you one of the highlights of my life.” “let me be the man who spends all his tomorrows with you, and you only.” "s'il te plaît mon seul amour." you stay quiet, starting to tear up. by reflex, he wraps his arms around you. “then take me away, to you.” “gladly.” — fin.

sorry i didn't post yesterday !! ok so i'm pretty sure i still suck at fluff but, reblogs and likes r very much appreciated (comments too!! feedback would be so lovelyy) <3 there are still other fics coming out this week though, so keep out for them!!

[fistfulls-of-basil]

Man why doesn't my following accuse me of anything, like, @real-british-empire 's people call him trans, @bees-official is in denial about being a twink. Why doesn't anybody call ME a twink. Where are MY twink allegations. Like I'm jealous bro

[cozymochi]

omg i love cecil (someone save him from the alarms lmao) if you don't mind, i have two questions. 1) does ollie flock to silver like all other woodland creatures now and then? 2) where did you learn that sophomore's have only one roommate :o? i've been trying to figure out the rooming situation in nrc for the longest time so i'd really like to know where you found it. thanks for answering my questions (if you do)! keep up the good art ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

1) Nope, weirdly enough, Oleander does not flock to Silver, and yet despite feeling a weird pull to do so, he actively resists it for whatever reason. Still, that doesn’t stop Silver from being nice to him anyway (they’re in the same room after all). Sebek finds this extremely suspect because EVERY bird likes Silver! Otherwise, Ollie mostly just “communicates” with Cecil exclusively. Despite being a familiar, it doesn’t seem as if he really cares about him all that much either. 🤔 But, maybe that’s just because he’s a really proud bird more than anything personal.

But Ollie does genuinely hate the cute woodland creatures that Silver attracts.

2) It came from the second TWST novel!!

[ate4happycunt]