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If (when) chappell releases the subway I'm gonna eat that song up dude I can't wait

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fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

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Omw to work rn I'm so cold dude why can't I be at home I hate work ☹️

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I love my hells friends <333

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I need to delete the airbuds app. I hate that people can see what i listen to, especially recently cause I've been going through my playlists from 2020 ☹️ can't have irl mutuals thinking I listen to Penelope Scott on a regular basis (I do but that's not for them to know)

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HELP I FIGURED IT OUT FOR SOME REASON YAHOO IS MY DEFAULT BROWSER NOW AND ITS NOT LETTING ME CHANGE IT BACK OMGH ITS A VIRUS

Chrome updated / glitches out??? And the change freaked me out so bad help how do I fix this monstrosity why is it different now??

Me when things don't stay the exact same forever:

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Yk that one well known tumblr post abt the girl who was trying to pavolv's dog herself into being happy? As a psychology nerd I may have bought a couple of dog clickers off Amazon last year and I think it's starting to work guys..

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BRO THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD

ineffable wives!!

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Chrome updated / glitches out??? And the change freaked me out so bad help how do I fix this monstrosity why is it different now??

Me when things don't stay the exact same forever:

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I've spent the last 15 minutes learning the footloose line dance in silence because someone needs to save us in the likely event that dancing gets banned, and that someone is going to be me.

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I'm turning my old tumblr into a place to dump every single thought I have cause my friends are sick of me ranting and I've been meaning to do this for a while, I also still don't understand how tumblr works so I'm using this as my public diary from now on just so that I can be more active

Xoxo rat king

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Current mood: metatron annihilation

AZIRAPHALE WITH THE CHAIR🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

May 29th —> Metatron

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HAPPY NUNE 1 PEEPAW / SON

Happy pride month from my dad

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I've returned from my 1000 year tumblr slumblr to say happy pride good omens disaster gays

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So we all know that Crowley isn't really gay or bi or anything because he's really just Aziraphalesexual, right?

Which means... this is his pride flag.

He would be mortified.

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#reposting because ill get called crazy if I share irl

We’ve booped each other a long time. We’ve been on this site for a long time. I mean, you and me. I could always boop on you. You could always boop on me. We’re a team, a group. Boop of the two of us. And we’ve spent our existence pretending that we aren’t booping. I mean, the last few years, not really. And I would like to boop… I mean if Gabriel and Beelzeboop can do it, boop off together, then we can. Just the two of us. We don’t need Heaven, we don’t need Hell, they’re toxic. We need to boop away from them, just boop us. You and me, what do you say?

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I shared this with the entire good omens group chat before reading thanks

THE GOOD OMENS SEASON 3 PLOT HAS DROPPED! 👀👀👀