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Stuffing my face so that I'm too fat to draft for Iran

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and i was so young when i behaved 25 yet now i find i have grown into a tall child

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SINNERSSS 🧛‍♂️🥀🦇🧄🇮🇪

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I desperately need RWBY fans to understand that going into my direct messages to harass me for sharing HBomberGuy's video about the show isn't going to make me like the series more. Having a meltdown because someone says they don't like the cartoon does far more damage to its reputation than anything that video said.

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Rocky Blep :p

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Poiled Basta

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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What the Snow White controversy is like

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In an alternate timeline, there are cryptid legends of the fearsome "kangaroo" in the Australian outback. Meanwhile, sasquatches are a delightful oddity across the American continent

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VARIETY YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DESCRIBE IT LIKE THAT

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Remember, if you want to qualify to decide what counts as "unnecessary care," don't go to medical school. Go to business school.

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Somehow, Enron returned.

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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show