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GUYS I WAS PLAYING WITH AI AND LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!!

My fraught fyodor, you inspire me to write. How I love the way you glare, sigh and laugh, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about the gothic staff.

Let me compare you to a white clover? You are more deadly, lovely and hot. Strange storms whip the twiglets of October, And autumntime has the medley upshot.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways. I love your grogeous charm, wit and style. Thinking of your spathic wit fills my days. My love for you is the close francophile.

Now I must away with an antic heart, Remember my fast words whilst we're apart.

OMFG IT IS SO GOD JSCKJBFBSK>JFBSFJBSKJBFJSFB

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“Do you think I enjoy punishing you?! Because I don’t!” yan gogol x reader

W͓̽A͓̽R͓̽N͓̽I͓̽N͓̽G͓̽S͓̽ ͓̽I͓̽M͓̽P͓̽L͓̽I͓̽E͓̽D͓̽ＴＲＡＵＭＡ ＫＩＤＮＡＰＰＩＮＧ ＡＢＵＳＥ

NIKOLAI GOGOL loves you, he truly does! However, you haven't appreciated it. He tried everything, but nothing works with you. He wanted to hold you lovingly in his little cage, after all, you were his vulnerable, cute bird. But you were a fool and ran away. What can he do? He will find you- well...obviously. But other than that...HE WILL PUNISH YOU.

You were running on an unfamiliar street- where are you in Russia? Too late to think about this. Behind you was Nikolai, he enjoyed to see you in such pain and agony! It is like a game of cat and mouse. He just needed the perfect moment to attack you! So...he took out his little revolver and shot you in the thigh. You fell to the cold cement holding your thigh. You saw Nikolai approach you with a giant smile on his face

"Ah darling! what a performance! I loved it! Now quiz! What do you think I will do to you? Hm? " before you could even beg, scream, shout you felt your eyes closing by themselves... Did he just drug you? You woke up in a familiar room, on a familiar bed, with handcuffs of your arms and ropes on your legs 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘪𝘬𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦? You turned around only to see Nikolai glaring on you. "Good moring love!!!!! Howdya sleep?"

Next to him was an operating table full of scalpels,knives, and stuff you never saw. "Kolyenka, please i haven't meant that i will never run away-please! You-you know i love you-right? PLEASE NIKOLAI! " "What makes you think I believe you. Ah? FUCKING STUPID SHLYUKHA!" As you started crying he took out something like a saw... Nikolai put it next to your thigh. The first thing you noticed is that the saw was hot...almost burning your flesh. "Fly away, run away from me, but I WILL FIND YOU!" With those words you felt pain that you never experienced in the same thigh he shot you...you started screaming for mercy and help, yet there was no one to come, embrace you, tell you that they love you, run their fingers through your hair..only Nikolai inflicting pain on you. After your punishment was over, Nikolai uncuffed you and spread his arms towards you, mentioning you to embrace him. "Do you think I enjoy punishing you?! Because I don't!" With those words your tears came out like waterfalls. "Now, now malishka! shhh, don't cry! Let's get you all cleaned up! Aright? After that I can make us pirozcki! Is that okay? I know it hurts- please don't ever escape! Can you understand that I love you?!" With those words you left the basement in Nikolai's hands. He loved you dearly.

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Nikolai with a darling who visits his homeland

THIS IS CUTE

so lets start with the fact that you are visiting Ukraine. He will prepare all the traditional clothing like the red dress and the blouse. he will make fun of you and talk in Ukrainian while you don't understand a single word. He will probably make vinochki (flower accessories that he put on your head). HE WILL TEACH YOU THE UKRAINIAN FOOD CULTURES he will teach you all about piroizki, borscht,varenki... everyone probably calls mykola introduces you to all of his old friends. HE WILL DO THE TRADITIONAL DANCES WITH YOU! okay this is probably my favorite- so Ukraine is very famous for their sunflowers and nikolai will take you to the plain full of sunflowers..its just- beautiful!

lol thats it! I wrote this bc i love ukraine and lived there for like a steady 3 years. STAND WITH UKRAINE AND STAY SAFE!!!!

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`✵•.¸,✵°✵.｡.✰ ℕ𝕚𝕜𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕚 𝕩 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕞𝕦𝕥 ✰.｡.✵°✵,¸.•✵´

LISTEN UPPPPPP PPL!

First of all he is 7.5 inches...

bondage>>>>

Size kink

he praises you.. if you're good.

punishments are not as general

TOP ALWAYS

(makes deez nuts jokes)

he likes public sex

dresses you up real nice

he likes seeing u in white or red

pink tip

sadist

he likes seeing you tied up

denial of orgasm is very usuall

plays little tricks on you

tells you he will let u come but dosen't

likes calling you a shlushka (whore)

LOVES AFTERCARE gives you a veryyyy nice bath

tells you how good you are

OK thats it! i hope you like it! i hope to get more reccomendations, maybe after a few more posts i will make a masterlist! I LOVE UUUU

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Fyodor with an s/o who likes to risk.

okay interesting.... So he is very careful...VERY. If you try to do something like bungee jumping or shark swimming this man will accompany you. HE JUST SIMPLY CANT LOSE YOU!! He might look blank at you when you do the risky stuff but inside this mans heart is beating out of his chest. Now there is another side to the story... Job risking (like doing fucking cartwheels while being chased by your enemy..or some shit like that). Look- he absolutely loves you, and can't lose you! If he finds out what you are planning to do... you are going to have to go through alot of disagreements If he allows you to risk consider yourself lucky. However, one wrong move and your injured THATS IT! he might not even allow you to go to work anymore (your fault). He will scold you and tell you how much he loves you and how stupid you are.But after all you are his favorite so yeah.

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𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔

Hello,this is where i will write for Bungo Stray Dogs, however there are some rules I want to follow in my blog!

I WILL WRITE FOR-

yandere themes

fluff

smut (18 plus ONLY).

I WILL NOT WRITE FOR-

r@pe

large age differences

pedophilia

heavy suicidal themes.

𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖔𝖞, 𝖎 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚!