Glad that Laios sees his sister show up fused into an unholy monster and says "that is sick as hell though I give this 9/10 for being a bit over designed." Marcille meanwhile seeing the same thing says "booba 🥵"
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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Gender presentation here means the way you physically appear in public most of the time.
Obviously there are short fem hairstyles and long masc hairstyles/anyone can have any length hair. This is just surveying the wider trends.
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Griffon, with wings AND a background, woah
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Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides
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it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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Not to make everything about clankie but core refresh cleo has pizza and core frankie has pizza. Yes maybe they just have limited ideas for food but still. I'm taking it
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"cleo having her heart in a jar is inaccurate ☝️🤓"
I think the magical mummies and vampires and werewolves and ghosts and zombie comedy show may not be the best source of historical fact
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