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Had the pleasure of getting groped by a TSA agent today.
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Tom Bombadil had a hedgehog 🦔shaped teapot 🥹💚
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hey! there's zero esims left for the connecting gaza campaign as of today. i remember you promoting them earlier. could you give them a much needed boost?
oh dang! unfamiliar with that particular campaign, as I always donate via crips for e-sims because it's super easy to do, but regardless let's go people!
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I always feel like I have something else to tell you, but we're never going to have another conversation.
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And no I don’t think love ever leaves because it’s been eight years since my dad died and he is in every thought and hope and dream. and when I think I can’t fix the computer he is here. and when I eat chocolate cake he is here. and when the sun glows at 3pm he is here. and he will always be here because his life made mine, and my life will be his epilogue
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The UX of LEGO Interface Panels by George Cave
#lego interface panels#that's what these are called?#i would collect all that i could out of the box and hoard these bricks and the flower bricks as much as possible
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Just deleted the ask I was trying to respond to, but re: "skeptics always die in horror movies" - I have mixed feelings on that trope!
On the one hand I think it sets the tone and helps the audience suspend their disbelief - people are always complaining about horror movie characters being idiots, so this can be a way to be like "see? We DID consider rational explanations, and then someone immediately got murdered very supernaturally, so stop asking questions and accept the premise."
On the other hand, I think it definitely contributes to the idea that skeptics are close-minded killjoys who are too stubborn to accept reality, which is a very common and incredibly annoying mindset. Shane Madej did not spend the last eight years marching into haunted houses and loudly demanding that the demons inside kill him for me to still be hearing shit about how "if you don't take the supernatural seriously you will Attract Evil Energies And Die".
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[Talking to a bunch of beautiful women] yeah I relish obscure sorrows
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Is it a coincidence that I told Stef two days ago that her "bad habits" cost over $900 a month, and now she hasn't had a drink in two days?
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In an alternate universe, societies that use oral tradition are coming out with studies proving that "documents", a primitive writing system used by various tribes in Europe to keep track of history, are actually very accurate despite common wisdom being that physical documents are so easy to destroy or forge that they couldn't possibly be relied on to contain any truth
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say hello to the only photo shoot ever
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This too shall pass but like holy fuck
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