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We have to bring back physical concert tickets I'm so serious
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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance
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Manager i gotta Leave i don't feel sexy and free today
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may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct
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me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer
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fuck it, julien baker on the floor masterpost
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lucy & jb via whereismyphd (and i feel completely fine)
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im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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my dream tonight will be that every american military base on foreign soil implodes and collapses and never returns again
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