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[raturger]

if kent stardew valley has one million fans, i'm one of them. if kent stardew valley has ten fans, i am one of them. if kent stardew valley has only one fan, THAT'S ME. if kent stardew valley has no fans, then that means i am no longer on this earth. if the world is against kent stardew valley... i am against the world.

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i hope this sends i have mcdonalds wifi rn

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Oh wait, you’re a fake ass baller. If anything. I won’t keep you from your little tea party. Later, cucks.

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Just thought of a guy who thinks that "ovulation" is a synonym for "locking in". Lil peak into my mind

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Happy Pride month y'all !! 🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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sun tzu famously once said "post like you are unemployed even when you are not"

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they shoiuld make old posts get yellow like paper

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fazbear frights should've been a series about rumors/scary stories told by the people of hurricane instead of like stories about faz goo and shit idk idk

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just died in every ways possible..

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texting straight female friends: good morning beautiful☀️ where’s your gorgeous face ?! hope you had a wonderful sleep

texting lesbians: it’s throw bowling balls down the stairs day U better be game

texting male friends: gonna beat you to death with a pillowcase of hammers Wyd rn

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if you have work tomorrow i love you. and remember to do as little as you can get away with 👍 and tell your coworkers how much you're getting paid and also spend 30 minutes in the bathroom 👍👍 and steal the office supplies okay byeee good luck i love you 👍

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Why doesn’t mitski have a song about how awesome tf2 is

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palestinian donation round up 2: the roundening. this one is a little longer to make up me not doing it last night.

@/abedallhferwanagaza: €2,857/€35,000

@/hashemsh92: €5,097/€45,000

@/sameer-family: $1,945/$50,000

@/screechingphilosopherengineer: VERY low, €413/€10,000

@/asmaamajed2: $3,445/$50,000

@/ezzaldeens-blog: VERY low, €229/€20,000

@/karamalmadhoun0: ALMOST AT GOAL, €14,709/€20,000

@/ebrahimyasseralangarsworld: VERY low, €676/€50,000

@/fatma--gaza: €5,389/€20,000

@/mo-shamia: ALMOST AT GOAL, $60,260/$70,000

@/bisanalbalawi18: €37,317/€50,000

@/mahmoudayyad: €2,890/€100,000

@/samerpal: kr122,759 SEK/kr450,000

@/lina-gaza: ALMOST AT GOAL, €35,004/€45,000

@/mohammednasers-blog: €2,465/€38,000

@/bshaeromars-blog: $14,836/$40,000

@/ahmadelser: LOW, €1,746/€50,000

@/hanaa-yousef: £10,889/£20,000

@/joyfulpeacepolice: VERY low, $220/$155,000

@/abdalhadiaburas: LOW, $3,513 CAD/$65,000

as with the last one, spread this around to get more eyes on this and donate if you're able! every bit counts and always helps!

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wouldn’t know what happened in Deadpool and Wolverine because I am in fact still boycotting marvel as per the BDS

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... why was the gendered slur necessary???

We’re not having this debate about cunt again. Your friends and nice people are good cunts or sound cunts, people who do bad things are stupid cunts.

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why r some american tumblr users like the us education system didnt teach me that i have five toes on each foot so i didn’t learn it until my twenties 😞