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Me and who
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fuck theyre regenerating on arrival
I am selling my appendages on "Etsy" so that one day, they can be held in a church like the skull of Mary Magdalene
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I've torn my "thang" asunder
did you try jerking it off and back on again
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taps my penis like a microphone (it produces the same audio feedback) is this thing on.
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*ed sheeran voice* i’m in love with the taste of cock. i bash your head with a giant rock.
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They kicked me out of the Cathedral for moaning when the Priest described the way in which prisoners in the biblical times were tortured. Happy Sunday
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"Why isn't Raven in Guilty Gear Strive yet?" It's called edging, and it takes patience.
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breaking bad is my favorite sex position
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Going to a crab processing plant. Hope they pick me dry 🥴
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Shot through the cock and I'm to blame,
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They should let me test saw traps. My feedback would be invaluable.
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They were going to give me the lethal injection, but I drank all of the Pavulon so th
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