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The girl with the plushies

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Pernicious Positivity

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URGH. Emmerich Holyblade and I just went to The Ceremony to receive our RPG Job Titles, and he OBVIOUSLY got Chosen Hero Sword Saint. So now he's gonna set out to kill the Demon Lord of Darkness.

Me? I just got Dark Mage. Honestly, it's pretty rare, but the job opportunities are also limited. You either get into covert assassination or dungeon raiding.

God, just because we're the only two kids in The Village, Emmerich Holyblade automatically assumes this makes us friends. He doesn't even realize I hate him and his stupid smug swordsman ass.

URGGHHHH he just asked me to join his Grand Hero's Party. fuck. I can't just say no if the Grand Holy King himself is gonna payroll us to do this shit. Whatever man. Let's rock till the Demon Lord of Darkness is dead, and then I can retire and never see Emmerich Holyblade again.

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Vodka is too watery. You need to get above the 100 proof range for ethanol to be an effective accelerant. Schnapps, Absinthe, and Everclear will all get the job done. Especially everclear. Speaking as a Southerner who has had friends lose eyebrows from smoking too close to an open bottle.

and the worst part is google doesn't even answer the questions that get you put on fbi watchlists anymore

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Donald Trump spreads lies and misinformation about many things — immigrants, the LGBTQ+ community, DEI, “wokeness,” FEMA, tariffs. The list goes on. But know this. Spreading lies is all part of his bigger strategy to sow chaos and consolidate more power. Understand it — and do not fall for it. ‘Andor’ hits close to home, doesn’t it?

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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

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Trump is the opposite of honor. Trump is disrespect. Trump is betrayal. Trump is cruel.

All he can do is steal valor.

Trump treats soldiers like he treats all his wives and kids: like shit.

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“caught in the crossfire” is crazy work when it’s your own reporter and it’s a video where you can just watch the cop aim directly at her and shoot her completely 100% on purpose with your own two eyes

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Trump pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and cop killers without looking at any of their crimes. A complete disregard for law and order.

Skip the lectures, MAGA.

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everybody is drooling for the blond guy from dungeon meshi. that guy is 100% real and I know like six of him, what you are looking for is a marine biologist

1. spends a long amount of time doing something weird far away from society

2. will not stop talking about their animal

3. has definitely eaten their animal and has strong opinions on how to cook it best

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I mean… I guess so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The Big Beautiful piece of shit bill that strips the judiciary of any executive oversight and adds trillions to the deficit [hello, Tea Party and Freedom Caucus?!] is yet another glaring example of Republicans failing to manage budgets and setting the country on a more destructive path.

Billionaires need crooked GOP legislation to bastardize fair tax policy.

DOGE was a cyberattack. GOP is complicit.

Protect social security. Protect health care. Protect Medicaid. Fund resourses for communities. Support the worker classes.

End billionaire fascism.

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How long until RFK brings back the humor medical system

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'dating rules' are so fucking stupid btw. "don't talk too much about your hyperfixation on a first date, it'll scare them off!!" it'll only scare them off if they're a coward. Someone worthy of my affections will listen to me talk about my goal of visiting every whale exhibit with a life-sized effigy of a whale in it in the world for a solid half-hour and come away from that experience desiring me carnally.

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