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Ahem. Of course not.

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A follow-up to last year’s flawless logic.

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Dear Westerosi Houses: please pick less complicated coats of arms. I don’t know how to draw a plowman.

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And it’s another reblog for the last day of this year’s Fëanorian week. At least it’s not a reblog from an earlier Fëanorian week this time. I guess on the plus side I have ideas left for next year?

Oh look, it’s my two favourite paranoid monomaniacal kinslayers with vendettas against their half-brothers, having a friendly drink together!

In my mind this is the same place where Jaime and Maedhros were drinking. I feel rather sorry for the bartender.

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...and it’s the second reblog for this year’s Fëanorian week. Sorry about that.

Kissed by fire, consumed by fire, same difference.

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It’s another “they met in an inn” post due to lack of time and inspiration, but at least it’s not a reblog!

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Oh Stannis. Oh Caranthir.

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...and it’s the first reblog of this year’s Fëanorian week, sorry about that. Didn’t quite manage to finish what I’d planned, so I guess I’ll save it for next year.

I now ship Aredhel/Lyanna, Rhaegar/his harp and Celegorm/excessive violence. (Two of those are practically canon.)

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Meanwhile Maglor is wondering why Rhaegar didn’t just kidnap some children, if he needed them that badly.

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I was going to say that it wasn’t one of Maedhros’ best plans, but I’m honestly not sure any of his other plans were better.

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And by soon, I mean tomorrow! Some of my posts may end up being reblogs because I’m running a bit behind, but rushing into Fëanorian week without much chance of success seems rather appropriate anyway.

Regular ASOIAF comics will be back at some point afterwards.

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It’s not even that far-fetched, as ASOIAF fan theories go.

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Credit to ruffedlemurandgrouse for coming up with a joke I wish I’d thought of myself and kindly letting me steal borrow it for the punchline of this comic!

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You’re also the worst at the job, Qyburn, so shut up.

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At least some of your children survived for a while? Look on the bright side... wait, it’s bright because something’s on fire again, isn’t it.

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90 percent of cheesy Westerosi pick-up lines are based on bad heraldry jokes. It is known.

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A follow-up to my overwhelmingly most popular comic.