raw-law

[raw-law]

which spider man is your favorite? (doesn't have to be the main 3)

L:

the lego one. :)

Light:

Um, is none an option?

[raw-law]

I just realized I never actually said in my previous anon: I do quite like truffles, though I’m a bit more meh on raspberries. Chocolate and strawberry, on the other hand…

—Far

L:

ooouhhh..... well i could definitely see you as one of those dark chocolate fruit kebabs they have at fancy gatherings... a perfect declaration of "dignified but we're just here to have fun." and chocolate dipped strawberries truly can't be beat, they're just too iconic. :}

Light:

Ah...a good combination. Chocolate and strawberry are opposites, but they go well together...interesting to think about, right?

[raw-law]

it’s been a while since I bothered you two , thought I’d drop by and say hi >:) oh and light…THINK FAST

*bug sprays*

L:

please don't get light-kun's bug guts all over the carpet. it's expensive.

Light:

I'm not an insect. That thing will not work on me.

[raw-law]

H-Hi, I'm the one who was having the panic thingy over apples a while back and... MY GIRLFRIEND WAS WRONG, HUHUHUU (I'm glad for her care, tho. My girlfriend is so great ^_^. I love my girlfriend, she's so cool.). Anyways, it turns out I'm just a sensitive lil goober when it comes to apples. Apple sensitivity is great, Ryuk should try it sometimes because suffering makes the rock a real rocky rock. ANYWAYS, in conclusion of my panic, apple yummy, some people can't handle eating q0 apples in a row, and you should always have a powerpoint on hand to prove that it's not that bad.

Also, apples are yum yum.

L:

..... you lot really like your apples, don't you...

frankly, if they're not in pie form, i don't see much of the appeal. but to each their own.

Light:

You see, it's perfectly normal for a pet rock to like apples when everyone loves the fruit.

[raw-law]

wjat do you thnk about shadow the hedgehog. I ab going feral🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🫃🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

L:

shadow the hedgehog. my favorite hot topic wannabe. a true alpha, one of the finest. i would know.

Light:

That black-coloured furry thing?

[raw-law]

The voices the terrible voices

L:

listen to them, tumblr user lactoseenjoyer. indulge. immerse. join them.

Light:

I have to say, I'm disturbed.

[raw-law]

what if light is a rizzful 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴?

L:

a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴, maybe. rizzful, however, is a stretch.

Light:

I'll have you know that I do have a lot of charisma. And I'm not a freak.

[raw-law]

screams at you to assert dominance

—🌲

L:

.... didn't know pinaceae followed the a/b/o system....

Light:

...I don't think it works like that...

[raw-law]

In response to your response to this: https://www.tumblr.com/raw-law/764902239535022080/light-whats-your-opinion-on-gay-people-l?source=share , I present you with this:

The meme is about Light, btw

L:

i thought it was fairly obvious.

Light:

I'm. Not. Gay. Or bi. Or anything other than heterosexual.

[raw-law]

*cough YouguysshouldgetmarriedandlivehappilyonafarmsomehwereupnorthwhereKirawillneverfindyousoyoucanhavelonghappylivesandwon'tdiebeforetheageofthirty cough cough* Wow, there sure is a lot of dust here, making my throat all itchy. Anyways, how's the weather?

L:

seems there's a heavy pour of irrelevant advice.... ouh well. it's a good thing we have umbrellas, hm?

Light:

....

[raw-law]

Why can Light's pet rock talk....?

L:

why don't you ask the "rock" himself...

Light:

It is a rock. But rocks can talk too, Ryuzaki...has your years in life made you cynical against talking rocks...

[raw-law]

Pipe bomb! :)

- 🎠💣

L:

ouhdear get watari it happened again.

Light:

...I thought we had a security system in place..

[raw-law]

all of the following is directed to light yagami- ”feed me”

-@ryuk-the-pet-rock 🍎

”die”

-@ask-the-mafia-boy / @busy-playing-with-toys / @ask-rem

“Are you gonna tell mom your gay?”

-@ask-kiras-little-sister

Light:

1. I fed you yesterday, Ryuk. Stop asking for more apples, I don't have them yet.

2. Uh...what about no?

3. Jesus Christ, Sayu, I'm. Not. Gay. And why are you on Tumblr? You're too young for this.

L:

....

well aren't you a popular fellow, kira-kun..

[raw-law]

ergo 🤓☝️

Light:

If you perhaps didn't know the definition of 'ergo', it means therefore. Hopefully that helps your tiny rat brain in understanding some of my...more sophisticated responses. You're welcome.

L:

glad to know that light-kun understands such sophisticated words like ergo. see, you're even as smart as matsuda now! congrats! hazah! tally-ho!

[raw-law]

“Guess who~?”

-@ask-cherubs-inc (squeaker the deer🤫🧏)

Light:

And that's the thing I see in the corner of my room during sleep paralysis. Congratulations.

L:

guess "mew" seems like the more accurate question here.

[raw-law]

Meow

Light:

I'm not fucking meowing.

L:

meow. (coward.)

[raw-law]

boom boom boom im a creeper minecrafts grim reaper

Light:

I can't even tell if this is a song or just a weird riddle you made up...

L:

blowing up blocks like al-qaeda?