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Playing Dina her favorite tunes 🫣
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You can’t convince me that Abby wasn’t a completely normal amount of scared on that scar sky bridge
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Going for a scream in the woods, anyone wanna join?
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PLEASE i need the chicken parm context why were you being locked up 😭😭
I was just being transferred er to psych hospital lol. Usually they use normal cop cars for that but for some reason that time I got the van

Imagine scrawny ass 16 year old full of chicken parm in here
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Ellie: When a centaur needs to go faster he slaps his own ass.
Tess: Shut the fuck up and go back to sleep.
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i love when tumblr uses drop random lore on the most mundane random posts, WHY WAS YOUR FIRST INSTINCT TO SHOVEL CHICKEN PARM IN YOUR GOB IN THAT CIRCUMSTANCE??????????
Well you see I already had the chicken parm and my time to eat it was limited
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This I such a funny post coming from someone who once had to shovel microwave chicken parm into their mouth before a cop came to lock them in the prison van.
Chicken parm could fix me
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happy anniversary left behind
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