rayasslicker

[rayasslicker]

hi chat im gonna go on hibernation for a while cuz my fucking alpha (life) js went into a fucking rut (hellshow) and wants to fuck me 7 years into fucking norway bc apparently im their favourite fucking omega like ok fuck u too and also the links fucking gave up on me AGAIN. and im too tired to change the links so heh:3 see u after my hibernation chat🤤

p.s - ill answer asks after my hibernation:3 pls do keep spamming my inbox, it rlly do makes my day a lot better whenever j get the chance to take a glimpse at what's happening in my notifications:33

Tunes of your heartbeat ‧₊˚♪𝄞࿐₊˚⊹

sypnosis; In which your fate somehow gets entangled into a jumble of mess between punk music in cozy cafés, intense rivalry, cherished yakults, parallelograms and quantum physics, competitions in contests and rainy days. Or in other words; the universe seems to fucking hate your guts for whatever reason and decided to curse your love life with your awful crass emo twink-a-fuck rival. The question is; did the curse work?

a scaramouche x f!reader SMAU

• Genre; hate at first sight, slowburn, intense rivalry, also intense rivalry in?? who gets to?? pamper each other more?? yeah, rivals to lovers, scara doesn't know how to love, punk music, yakult and coffee, senior highschool love, bonding through music, confessions through music, hanging out in ugly places vibes, angst, hurt/comfort, happy ending (?), and etcetera:)

• Warnings; mommy issues, a fuck ton of curses (be warned), mentions of alcohol and probably a few panic attacks here and there, sewersidal mentions, kys jokes, vulgar jokes, like very vulgar. 18+ not for wattpad purposes but bc it's too inappropriate and vulgar😭

• Taglist II is open! ask to be added or removed!

• Status; ongoing. no update schedule, and irregular hiatuses.

inspiration; from the sidelines bkdk fic ao3, sleeping sirens' songs omg and this one fic that i made over a year ago which is the root of this SMAU

— notes..

- let me know if you want to be added as a twt user in this SMAU too!

- feel free to picture yourself however you want:)

- all the titles in this SMAU are songs:D

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╰┈➤ playlists; curse these feelings (scara's playlist) || fuck these feelings (name's playlist)

╰┈➤ profiles; the five horsemen of stupidity (name's group) || yacult (scara's group)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ PLAYING... FIRST BEAT ✰ .ᐟ

Prologue

I. Shut me up (by a punch)

II. Get it up

III. Situations

IV. Don't you dare forget the sun

V. Fake it

VI. I don't care

VII. Knives and Pens

VIII. Pretty Handsome Awkward

IX. Kick me

X. Another life

XI. Sink or Swim

XII. Aneurysm

XIII. Besitos

XIV. Heart Shaped Box

XV. Young Blood Spills Tonight

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ PLAYING... SECOND BEAT ✰ .ᐟ

XVI. My Love

XVII. Wut I Liek Abt U

XVIIII. Scream

XIX. Stacy's mom

XX. Suck my kiss

XXI. Just like you

XXII. Ohio is for lovers

XXIII. Emergency

XXIV. Decode

XXV. Circles

XXVI. Ribs

XXVII. Bulletproof Love

XVIII. Demolition Lovers

XXVIX. crushcrushcrush

XXX. Summertime

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ PLAYING... THIRD BEAT ✰ .ᐟ

XXXI. Against All Odds

XXXII. Careless Whisper

XXXIII. Listen To Your Heart

XXXIV. Into the Night

XXXV. What Do We Mean To Each Other?

XXXVI. I'm not in love

XXXVII. Only when you leave

XXXVIII. You Keep Me Hanging On

XXXVIX. How Am I Supposed To Live Without You

XL. Right Here Waiting

AND... PAUSE!

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authors notes - i've been literally thinking of making this since uhhhhhhh idk last week ago? this fic was actually inspired by a bkdk ao3 fanfic. and what drove me to really do this smau is that—i really like the idea of applying real life things to fiction. like please tell me everytime u see yakult, it reminds u of this fic. or cafés. i want this fic to exude that vibe and by that, ill try my best to do exactly that.

(ask to be added in comments)

[rayasslicker]

no update this week cuz school is a bitch and is fucking me doggy style and not missionary which is worse apparently cuz what in the motherfucking world do u mean im learning 30+ grammar points in korean and our baseline test for it has 100 fucking questions with content that's also a supposed year-long lesson for students. by friday this week by the way. and it's wednesday and i haven't studied. LIKE WAHG THE FUFK🥵🔫

xx. suck my kiss

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───〃★tunes of your heartbeat masterlist

synopsis: in which your fate somehow gets entangled into a messy jumble between punk music in cozy cafés, intense rivalry, cherished yakults, parallelograms and quantum physics, competitions in contests and rainy days. or in other words; the universe seems to fucking hate your guts for whatever reason and decided to curse your love life with your awful crass emo twink-a-fuck rival. the question is; did the curse work?

taglist (50/50): @toekissers , @raineyun @localscarasimp , @potteraep , @shutingstar , @feiherp , @scaraenthusiast1 @dazqa , @wraithisd3adinside , @x-hihihi-x , @court-jester-stuff , @automaticpatroltragedy , @lalalaloveallmydays , @trulyylee , @jayzioxx , @featuredtofu @kazemiya @help-whatdoimakemyusername , @skyoverkill1 @phoenix-eclipses , @anqelkoz , @miyakomari @saechiro @franaby , @swivi , @vixialuvs , @heusalettle @kunikissr @yomishen @mywillt0live , @baldrapunzel @jiminscarmex @sushitushi, @liuaneee , @shynsgore , @mechanicalbeat1 , @marivaudages , @okukura , @azzumei @lucid1tty @iloveescara @usagiarchive @kyouzki @theunhingedmf @kangyeonie @mi2ukiss @bubblebellaz @eternallykira-143 @lumiicch

featured song - acolyte by slaughter beach, dog

notes - have i ever done this one orr..

authors' notes - last post before fucking school chat.. wish me luck😒 also sorry for not answering asks lately ive been busy with preparing UGH

(ask to be added or removed)

[rayasslicker]

RAY is it ok to spam in ur comments or should we take a pill of chill

do whatever u fuckin want idm LMAOO

[rayasslicker]

xx. suck my kiss

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|| previous episode - next episode. ||

───〃★tunes of your heartbeat masterlist

synopsis: in which your fate somehow gets entangled into a messy jumble between punk music in cozy cafés, intense rivalry, cherished yakults, parallelograms and quantum physics, competitions in contests and rainy days. or in other words; the universe seems to fucking hate your guts for whatever reason and decided to curse your love life with your awful crass emo twink-a-fuck rival. the question is; did the curse work?

taglist (50/50): @toekissers , @raineyun @localscarasimp , @potteraep , @shutingstar , @feiherp , @scaraenthusiast1 @dazqa , @wraithisd3adinside , @x-hihihi-x , @court-jester-stuff , @automaticpatroltragedy , @lalalaloveallmydays , @trulyylee , @jayzioxx , @featuredtofu @kazemiya @help-whatdoimakemyusername , @skyoverkill1 @phoenix-eclipses , @anqelkoz , @miyakomari @saechiro @franaby , @swivi , @vixialuvs , @heusalettle @kunikissr @yomishen @mywillt0live , @baldrapunzel @jiminscarmex @sushitushi, @liuaneee , @shynsgore , @mechanicalbeat1 , @marivaudages , @okukura , @azzumei @lucid1tty @iloveescara @usagiarchive @kyouzki @theunhingedmf @kangyeonie @mi2ukiss @bubblebellaz @eternallykira-143 @lumiicch

featured song - acolyte by slaughter beach, dog

notes - have i ever done this one orr..

authors' notes - last post before fucking school chat.. wish me luck😒 also sorry for not answering asks lately ive been busy with preparing UGH

(ask to be added or removed)

[rayasslicker]

(SOOOOOO) CONGRATULATIONS (LONNGGGG) BREAK A LEG TOONIGHHTTT WHAT A SHAME I HEARD THE UNDERSTUDY DIED UNDER THE KNIIIFEEEE

is this... current conculsive.. is it fucking conculsive or convulsive....

[rayasslicker]

your music taste is so fayuh #livelaughloveptv

☝️😛

thank u heh... ptv for the win...

[rayasslicker]

NAHHH i remember watching a kubz scouts vid back then he was reacting to a true animated story about some guy who got his dih bitten off cause there was a snake in his toilet BYE

[rayasslicker]

i’m listening to pierce the veil rn and it’s reminding me of you

im literally giggling rn lee

[rayasslicker]

Wondering how Scara is like in bed if he's that flustered and stupid whenever name flirts with him

i hc him as asexual so that won't he happening HELP but to indulge, he'd let yn do whatever they want to him and when things go far in, he'd take over

[rayasslicker]

Hey hey :) i find your smau really interesting, a one of a kind feel. Love it!

Anyways, want to ask how do you decide on the title of your smau? :o i already have most of the chapters written out, but im struggling at getting a good suitable impactful title :v

tjank you!! and for your question, i js take the main theme of the smau and put it in the title like the "tunes" and then add some sappy little romantic shit like heartbeat or wtv. for example if im in an arranged marriage typa situation, i usually use "chained" or anything to show the theme or plot

[rayasslicker]

it’s alr bro im lowkey scared of there being a rat in my toilet and it just touches my asscheeks while i’m taking a shit

see what i fuckin mean😒😒

[rayasslicker]

Tunes of your heartbeat ‧₊˚♪𝄞࿐₊˚⊹

sypnosis; In which your fate somehow gets entangled into a jumble of mess between punk music in cozy cafés, intense rivalry, cherished yakults, parallelograms and quantum physics, competitions in contests and rainy days. Or in other words; the universe seems to fucking hate your guts for whatever reason and decided to curse your love life with your awful crass emo twink-a-fuck rival. The question is; did the curse work?

a scaramouche x f!reader SMAU

• Genre; hate at first sight, slowburn, intense rivalry, also intense rivalry in?? who gets to?? pamper each other more?? yeah, rivals to lovers, scara doesn't know how to love, punk music, yakult and coffee, senior highschool love, bonding through music, confessions through music, hanging out in ugly places vibes, angst, hurt/comfort, happy ending (?), and etcetera:)

• Warnings; mommy issues, a fuck ton of curses (be warned), mentions of alcohol and probably a few panic attacks here and there, sewersidal mentions, kys jokes, vulgar jokes, like very vulgar. 18+ not for wattpad purposes but bc it's too inappropriate and vulgar😭

• Taglist II is open! ask to be added or removed!

• Status; ongoing. no update schedule, and irregular hiatuses.

inspiration; from the sidelines bkdk fic ao3, sleeping sirens' songs omg and this one fic that i made over a year ago which is the root of this SMAU

— notes..

- let me know if you want to be added as a twt user in this SMAU too!

- feel free to picture yourself however you want:)

- all the titles in this SMAU are songs:D

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╰┈➤ playlists; curse these feelings (scara's playlist) || fuck these feelings (name's playlist)

╰┈➤ profiles; the five horsemen of stupidity (name's group) || yacult (scara's group)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ PLAYING... FIRST BEAT ✰ .ᐟ

Prologue

I. Shut me up (by a punch)

II. Get it up

III. Situations

IV. Don't you dare forget the sun

V. Fake it

VI. I don't care

VII. Knives and Pens

VIII. Pretty Handsome Awkward

IX. Kick me

X. Another life

XI. Sink or Swim

XII. Aneurysm

XIII. Besitos

XIV. Heart Shaped Box

XV. Young Blood Spills Tonight

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ PLAYING... SECOND BEAT ✰ .ᐟ

XVI. My Love

XVII. Wut I Liek Abt U

XVIIII. Scream

XIX. Stacy's mom

XX. Suck my kiss

XXI. Just like you

XXII. Ohio is for lovers

XXIII. Emergency

XXIV. Decode

XXV. Circles

XXVI. Ribs

XXVII. Bulletproof Love

XVIII. Demolition Lovers

XXVIX. crushcrushcrush

XXX. Summertime

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ PLAYING... THIRD BEAT ✰ .ᐟ

XXXI. Against All Odds

XXXII. Careless Whisper

XXXIII. Listen To Your Heart

XXXIV. Into the Night

XXXV. What Do We Mean To Each Other?

XXXVI. I'm not in love

XXXVII. Only when you leave

XXXVIII. You Keep Me Hanging On

XXXVIX. How Am I Supposed To Live Without You

XL. Right Here Waiting

AND... PAUSE!

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authors notes - i've been literally thinking of making this since uhhhhhhh idk last week ago? this fic was actually inspired by a bkdk ao3 fanfic. and what drove me to really do this smau is that—i really like the idea of applying real life things to fiction. like please tell me everytime u see yakult, it reminds u of this fic. or cafés. i want this fic to exude that vibe and by that, ill try my best to do exactly that.

(ask to be added in comments)

[rayasslicker]

taglist II (30/50): @wlvlurvsfimmia , @animeobsessed56 , @arwawa2 , @ecinoriri , @onigirilaw , @starsacubi , @aspinny , @starlover629 , @d4y-dr3am3r , @popiizpops , @v1ssp , @axquella , @ssetsuka , @kyxi , @gl00muraaii , @blvdmrcnry , @idaissupercool , @aionishoh , @lazy-sanns , @reikashe , @okukura , @miyakomari , @kokoscutie , @wandereryumee , @qjvt7 , @nikyliea , @tessoooq , @kuroko-444 , @vi0let-writes , @yellowhaiyucinths , @snowsilver2000 , @potabletable

xx. suck my kiss

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|| previous episode - next episode. ||

───〃★tunes of your heartbeat masterlist

synopsis: in which your fate somehow gets entangled into a messy jumble between punk music in cozy cafés, intense rivalry, cherished yakults, parallelograms and quantum physics, competitions in contests and rainy days. or in other words; the universe seems to fucking hate your guts for whatever reason and decided to curse your love life with your awful crass emo twink-a-fuck rival. the question is; did the curse work?

taglist (50/50): @toekissers , @raineyun @localscarasimp , @potteraep , @shutingstar , @feiherp , @scaraenthusiast1 @dazqa , @wraithisd3adinside , @x-hihihi-x , @court-jester-stuff , @automaticpatroltragedy , @lalalaloveallmydays , @trulyylee , @jayzioxx , @featuredtofu @kazemiya @help-whatdoimakemyusername , @skyoverkill1 @phoenix-eclipses , @anqelkoz , @miyakomari @saechiro @franaby , @swivi , @vixialuvs , @heusalettle @kunikissr @yomishen @mywillt0live , @baldrapunzel @jiminscarmex @sushitushi, @liuaneee , @shynsgore , @mechanicalbeat1 , @marivaudages , @okukura , @azzumei @lucid1tty @iloveescara @usagiarchive @kyouzki @theunhingedmf @kangyeonie @mi2ukiss @bubblebellaz @eternallykira-143 @lumiicch

featured song - acolyte by slaughter beach, dog

notes - have i ever done this one orr..

authors' notes - last post before fucking school chat.. wish me luck😒 also sorry for not answering asks lately ive been busy with preparing UGH

(ask to be added or removed)

[rayasslicker]

xx. suck my kiss

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|| previous episode - next episode. ||

───〃★tunes of your heartbeat masterlist

synopsis: in which your fate somehow gets entangled into a messy jumble between punk music in cozy cafés, intense rivalry, cherished yakults, parallelograms and quantum physics, competitions in contests and rainy days. or in other words; the universe seems to fucking hate your guts for whatever reason and decided to curse your love life with your awful crass emo twink-a-fuck rival. the question is; did the curse work?

taglist (50/50): @toekissers , @raineyun @localscarasimp , @potteraep , @shutingstar , @feiherp , @scaraenthusiast1 @dazqa , @wraithisd3adinside , @x-hihihi-x , @court-jester-stuff , @automaticpatroltragedy , @lalalaloveallmydays , @trulyylee , @jayzioxx , @featuredtofu @kazemiya @help-whatdoimakemyusername , @skyoverkill1 @phoenix-eclipses , @anqelkoz , @miyakomari @saechiro @franaby , @swivi , @vixialuvs , @heusalettle @kunikissr @yomishen @mywillt0live , @baldrapunzel @jiminscarmex @sushitushi, @liuaneee , @shynsgore , @mechanicalbeat1 , @marivaudages , @okukura , @azzumei @lucid1tty @iloveescara @usagiarchive @kyouzki @theunhingedmf @kangyeonie @mi2ukiss @bubblebellaz @eternallykira-143 @lumiicch

featured song - acolyte by slaughter beach, dog

notes - have i ever done this one orr..

authors' notes - last post before fucking school chat.. wish me luck😒 also sorry for not answering asks lately ive been busy with preparing UGH

(ask to be added or removed)

[rayasslicker]

Hi there’s a mosquito in my bathroom just had to let you know

i hope it goes up ur ass while u shit💜

[rayasslicker]

Horniest 15 year old I’ve ever met.. but also the best written I’ve like ever seen, u and Ventismachio who writes Stuck with u! U two have my TWO favorite SMAUS ever

Please write Scara kissing us.. making out.. I-

hey im not that fucking bad😒 ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT AS GOOD AS KAI SHUT UP THAT'S LITERALLY MY FUCKING IDOL😭🙏🏻 i literally feel like this image rn

[rayasslicker]

hey so um how fo u start a smau?.. twirls hair and stands shyly blushes

I LIKE THIS QUESTION

first off, u need to have a doc with all of ur plot in there, as well as all of the basic information of ur characters and etc (what their purpose in the story and etc). i suggest doing a moodboard in what u'd like for the vibe of this fic and what you want the readers to pick up on or notice (like for example; ptv, sws and other things (yakult, onigiri, cafés hanging out, fruitcake, etc) are the core of my smau which kinda reminds the readers of it when they see/listen to particular things)

secondly, i like to have atleast 10 chapters detailed out in the docs before proceeding to the part wherein u upload ur smau (kinda like tjis)

thirdly, before u publish ur smau, make sure u have a general idea of how things will end so u can plan out chapters while uploading (don't be like me)🤗 also remember to take ur time especially if u have a LOT of shitty fuck ass written works

p.s - i recommend making ur smau post with a font like this and also adding those fuckass emoticons like the stars and etc