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guys... i heard that raymesis had just stolen a motorcycle went on the local bar got himself in trouble and ended up in the prison's jail hospital! what you guys are going to do?

I heard a crash and came rushing in. 2 questions:

1. How did he even get a motorcycle??

2. Where did he get that bottle of plum juice?

Whatever. I'm sure Rayman's going to give him a good scolding while his wounds are treated.

-UbiRay

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This was.... unexpected.

-UbiRay

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Splinter ray...damn bitch you live like that? Messy as fuck room, even if it ain't your room THAT'S how you do your investigation??? mf clean up goddamn!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. Wow. Didn't expect him to snap like that.

Yes, Splinter has a very VERY messy room, but he says he likes it that way?

I will probably never understand him, but you guys love getting under his skin.

(Keep doing it. His reactions are super funny >:])

-UbiRay

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DOES RAYBOX HAVE HETEROCHROMIA?

i wuz all so told that some thing went rong n thats y wun eye is smaller

its ok i know that mama wuz doing her best <:D

thanks 4 noticing!!1!

-raybox

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hey Ramon just seeing you in comparison to regular ray I’ve been comparing you guys to pinkie pie and her alter ego pinkamena…

Guess who got to style their hair! They didn't like it that much...

Their hair actually was sorta similar to the characters you mentioned. Just a bit more curls / straighter hair.

Ramon immediately fixed his style after this, but Ray kept it for a bit longer.

-UbiRay

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Hello! First time here! Can I kiss everyone's cheek please??

Uhhh, it depends who you ask, really.

I mean, some of the Rays seemed fine with it, I think others had a fee...

I do know that Raymesis was very much against it.

But for me personally, a cheek kiss is a-ok :D

-UbiRay

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Ramon, Bullfrog is your boyfriend? Say the truth

Ugh. Even in Pride Month, Ramon still won't admit anything.

It's okay, though. People come out at their own pace (even though Ramon thinks he's good at hiding it)

Also, sorry for the hiatus. The Hype House was just taking a tiny break. We'll be back to posting regularly now ^^

-UbiRay

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how any of you guys would look like in dental braces?

Okokokokok, none of us are dentists, BUT we got the braces on Raymesis!! (With little to no injuries)

The issue is that, uh, we can't take them off. So, Raymesis is just going to have braces for the time being.

I would like to thank Funky Ray for assisting with the braces. Surprisingly, he's skilled in the craft.

-UbiRay

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Wait so you guys are stuck in this building?

Yet it has windows?

Are the windows painted on?

Sadly, the window did not break. I don't think there even was a scratch.

After I asked Raymesis what his plan was, Ramon started talking about just shooting the windows.

Which I mean, I guess, could work?? Splinter seemed pretty against the idea, actually.

But he seems just as eager as the other two to get out of here, though.

-UbiRay

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I g. I guess when all the rays are together you can call it a.

A Ray-nbow…

Haha... I get it

-UbiRay

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whats all of you favorite music.

We have a variety of different music tastes here in the Hype House.

Though, it may become a problem when it's being blasted from our rooms.

(Lots of fights have spawned from our clashing music tastes)

-UbiRay

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are you all mentally stable

Mmmmmmmmmaybe

-UbiRay

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(idk if this has been asked yet, but if it has, just link me to that post-)

Raynemesis, favorite type of music genre?

MY CH3M1CAL R0MANC3 1S GR3AT! Y0URE JUST UNCULTUR3D!!

Oh I'm the uncultured one? At least I don't blast my music for others to hear

TH3Y N33D TO H3AR TH3 MUS1C! 1M D01NG TH3M A FAV0R! B3S1D3S N0 0N3 WANTS TO H3AR Y0UR DUMB GU1TAR MUS1C!

Its a ukulele but uh huh. Sure. Keep telling yourself that

-Rayman & Raymesis

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Funky Ray is pretty underRAYted… so I got a question. Got a fave music genre outside of disco?

This is what he's blasting in his room 24/7. I will admit that some of the songs do go hard.

Raymesis and Ramon hate it, though. I think one of them told me that Funky soured disco for him.

At least I always have an idea of what he's picking if we ever do a karaoke night.

-UbiRay

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Splinter what's your opinion on 95's essay >:3

He wasn't the... biggest fan exactly.

'95 was busy with his baking lessons with Funky, so I showed Splinter the essay myself.

I bet he would've been nicer if '95 was here, but knowing him, probably not.

He popped off. I think I just caught him at the wrong time.

-UbiRay

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Everyone knows Mario is cool as frick. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he bay Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

For additional context, Splinter Ray told '95 and I that if we wrote an essay, he'll finally let us take a peek in his room.

He didn't specify, so '95 volunteered to write an essay about one of his heroes: Mario.

I let him, and he gave me the paper. I was... well, it could be better. So we turned to Rayman (who met Mario personally) for assistance.

Rayman looked iffy about it, but Raymesis said it was good.

-UbiRay

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Does 95 like games? If so, what kind of games does he play?

Surprisingly, '95's one for horror games. More specifically, mobile escape horror games. You know the ones.

Granny, Slenderina, Ice Scream, Evil Nun. The classics.

Luckily, they're free, and he's surprisingly good at them. So, lack of ads means lack of microtransactions.

I guess that's explains his interest in Shadow's games on their computer / console.

-UbiRay