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TEXT || RAYNIE

Annie: I'm not sure. I guess they figured with the Alley Way and The Poison Apple that they didn't need Le Pub. Which is ridiculous, but it wasn't my decision to make so...

Rayna: Too crazy to say 'rob a bank and buy it back out,' right? It could have been 'Le Pub de Annie' or something.

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YOU TWO HAD 76% COMPATIBILITY

@cricketporter, you’ll be meeting your match at 8:00 pm sharp in the foyer. She will be wearing green, and will be the girl with the globe necklace. Have a lovely time!

@raynafitzherbert, you’ll be meeting your match at 8:00 pm sharp in the foyer. She will be wearing red and will be the girl with the single red rose. Have a lovely time!

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TEXT 🧜🏻‍♀️ MELNA

Melody: do they???? I always heard that it was like awkward at a urinal!

Rayna: WHAT? Okay, I feel like this means I need to go in and do firsthand investigation, I just assumed they'd stand and chat with each other like girls do at the stalls! Or like, sneak a peak our of curiosity or something!

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TEXT || RAYNIE

Annie: I don't know, it depends on how the management is. Usually I just glare until they give me what I'm asking for because it's easier to appease than to anger the scary girl. I just don't think it would feel right leaving the building that used to be Le Pub.

Rayna: Why did they sell, anyway? I liked it better over there than at The Poison Apple; I thought most people did. I figured that would have been the first bar in town to go.

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TEXT 🧜🏻‍♀️ MELNA

Melody: Imagine! A peeing staring contest should be a party game. 😂

Rayna: i'd definitely play, I'm not ashamed. And I mean, you'd think it would be easy, guys must make eye contact at urinals all the time!

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HON - Using frying pans as weapons

Definitely hot, if you ask me.

I Need Entertainment

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TEXT 🧜🏻‍♀️ MELNA

Melody: AAAAAHHHHHH THANKS I HATE IT. I think I could obviously handle the one with the fish, in case I really can't hold it before sending him back to the sea. :P But I think I could also handle the one with the tiny door.

Rayna: I was amazingly lucky and wearing a long dress so that like, they couldn't really see anything during the window to the world one. The toilet staredown is like, wild to me, though.

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TEXT 😡 SEREYNA

Serenity: Is there a good way to look like a Ken doll? Lol. We know what he looks like at his best, so maybe that's it? Or it's the One Of Us mentality, who knows, lol.

Rayna: Depends who you ask, I guess. Personally don't see the appeal of the 'shiny happy person with literally nothing inside of his pants because it's obscene to be packing on a children's toy' thing lol. You think he looks better as a merman? Oooh... interesting.

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TEXT || RAYNIE

Annie: What did I do to deserve to work at not one, but two bars where I have to pretend I like wearing uncomfortable undergarments. Out of loyalty to Le Pub I won’t be quitting, but I’m also not looking forward to the new staff.

Rayna: I'm guessing 'don't pretend so that they'll give you a more comfortable uniform' isn't a working strategy? You could always find a different job, though. I'd be happy to help you look, I'm always trying to find something like, non-suffocating to do.

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TOT be bald for the rest of your life but get to have lots of adventures and live to an old age, or have magic hair like your mom and heal a lot of sick people but die by fifty?

Healing people would be amazing, and I’m sure my adventures won’t be as fun after fifty when my body starts to slow down anyway, so... guess I’ll die. 

I Need Entertainment

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I'd love to team up as an Epic Princess Duo this year! I need more friends, anyway, and you seem like an excellent candidate. If you'll have me, of course. :P

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2018 ENDS.

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TEXT 😡 SEREYNA

Serenity: Inono? Because he's hot and genuinely a good dude?

Rayna: He looks like a Ken doll! And not in the good way.

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TEXT 🧜🏻‍♀️ MELNA

Melody: O M G. Tell me ALL about the horrible bathrooms I'm so curious. Where were they???

Rayna: I was trying to find pics but found this article instead! https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/bad-toilets which ones of these could you stand? Lol

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Send ☁ for a hateful text.

hateful text for @serenitytriton !!

Text Message Memes  ❤ ☁ ♔ ● ♬

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TEXT 😡 SEREYNA

Rayna: Ugh, why does it seem like the rest of your family is obsessed with this Alex guy? He's SO annoying to live with!

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TEXT 🧜🏻‍♀️ MELNA

Melody: Thanks. :3 I'd actually love that! With grad school stuff, I'm bound to be spending plenty of summers abroad and I'd love another princess who Totally Gets It on my side lol.

Rayna: Well, that princess is definitely me! I've gotten good at roughing it when I travel, I even read a BuzzFeed article about places with the worst bathrooms in the world and I've surprisingly braved most of them.