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imagine you’re a gay law graduate from texas who just wanted to come meet your dad after your mom died before taking the bar exam and your dad never knew you existed and also you were a secret affair baby so you pretend to be a bartender at your dads restaurant but your step-mom thinks you’re with the DEA because they’ve been smuggling drugs to keep their business afloat and throws a glass at you until you finally come clean about who you are and why you’re there and why you lied and then surprisingly your dad is very accepting and your step-mom is very nice to you but your half-siblings aren’t so excited (and your half-sister accidentally hit on you when you first met…awkward)

then your half-nephew gets shot by eric foreman and so you show up at the hospital while your step-mom gets into a fight with eric foreman and you beat the shit out of the guys trying to fuck with your step-mom and you’re like there is seriously something fucked up with this family but you stay for some fucking reason and end up getting kidnapped with your dad and almost get shot by eric foreman and then your half brother comes to rescue you and your dad and you guys escape but then eric foreman kidnaps your half sister so you guys have to go rescue her and so you and your half brother sneak onto the yacht she’s being held on while your dad tries negotiate and you then choke someone to death and then hold up eric foremans yacht and then beat someone to death and then your brother kills eric foreman and you finally rescue your half sister and now your life is forever changed and you’re gonna have a lot to explain to your boyfriend back in texas.

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Jesus Christ, Bree.

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The Foxhole Court Chapter 1 Webcomic

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what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

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this show is so fucking funny

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Shows that take place during a small town's quaint and cutesy Christmas celebration are OUT, shows that take place during a small town's weird feminist performance art festival attended primarily by lesbians are IN

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robron compilation 1 to get us through the weekend

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Not a bad bit of beach reading!

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No Context Deadloch (2023-)

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chriscolfer: DARREN WON A TONY!!! 👏👏👏👏👏 And then he left it with me completely unattended! 😂😂😂 Congratulations my friend! I’m so proud of you and can’t think of a more deserving person! ❤️ @/darrencriss @/maybehappyending [posted June 9, 2025]

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Jonathan Groff and Keanu Reeves at the 2025 Tony Awards

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Cut to:

Gorgug: would you love me if I was a worm?

Mary Anne: no

Gorgug: T_T

My commissions are open!

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inspired by (x) and (x)

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brennan experiencing the horrors of every ih season immediately by giving an npc a slightly too funny name

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Happy Pride Month - Robron exist again!

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Ridiculously pretty. Just plain silly. COLIN O’DONOGHUE as KILLIAN JONES

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Couple fantasy requests for glorybean and shainira 🏹🔥 Thank you!