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It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.

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we should all aim to live our lives with the joie de vivre of a saturday morning cartoon villain. wake up and see that it's pouring with rain outside? what a delightfully rotten day for my evil schemes. coffee machine breaks? a truly devious invention paralleled only by my wicked intellect.

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Tfw your situationship says you look like an angry oil slick

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Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

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I showed this ad to my mom, and all she could say was "really 😒" lmfao

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Noooo, he's not t h a t bad. Please watch it. The musical's only 40 minutes long, and it's on YouTube 😭

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What about in a lovers arms as they place you on the bathroom floor with a snow machine on

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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I remember I got so bored in my algebra 3 teachers class once that I just drew her in the middle of the lecture

Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds

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fuck you and the platypus controlling you (that song is too catchy)

Welp, it has switched to the Bad Horse chorus from Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog..

So do what you will with that.

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hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

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it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul

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"There's a Platypus Controlling Me" from Phineas and Ferb

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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Mfw I take a good show away from my son because.. the main character is a girl? Like what 💀

In every generation there is a chosen one…

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As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through

Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career

This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!

If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!

What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!

What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually

Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic