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razor is getting an award for broadcasting!! 🐐

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razor says they’re playing “shambolically.”

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“we’re going to have to see how much testicular fortitude there is in the group.” - razor

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“it’s like they’re catastrophizing their way through the afternoon here.” - razor (about the stars)

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“if the stars were starving and someone gave them a bowl of soup, they’d also give them nothing but a fork to eat it.” - razor

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“if you witnessed it with your eyeballs, it’s not a 6-1 game.” - razor

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“pull out the cutlery and try to knife and fork your way back into game 2.” - razor

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razor calling kivo “lil guy” ohhh how i miss him so

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a 'corpulent, rotund rebound off the pass from the captain' ........... thank you razor. & wyatt i guess

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'if there's anyone with dainty enough hands [...] it would be jason robertson' razor tell me more. razor i'm taking notes.

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"The Stars do have a little more ice swagger than they have in the past. When you think of [Mikko], the way he plays and carries himself. Bring in Matt Dumba, he plays that way; there’s some swagger to how he goes about it. Young Bichsel plays with that. I would say even young francophone, Maverik Bourque, has a little of that. It’s an important thing—look, you have to back it up. You can’t act like you’re the cock of the walk and then all of a sudden you’re -9 or whatever. So yeah, I like that part of it. I really do. I think they have changed that aspect. Very quiet team. We’ve heard many times how quiet they are in the room and that permeates out through the doors and ends up on the ice a little bit. And I think they’ve added more Here I Am guys."

-Razor on the latest Podman Rush

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"yeah, mikko rantanen. you can just saddle him up and ride him" RAZOR. THIS IS HIS FIRST GAME WITH US

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"[puck marks on goal posts] are like lipstick on a collar for goaltenders" why does razor make such sensual comparisons. who is he doing this for

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on the ice: Fuck you! Fuck you!

razor: Hmm! Sharp audio at Scotiabank arena tonight

josh, laughing: You can hear it back in Dallas

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“palmolive mitts” “the king of OT”

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he “ever so softly cradles the puck, pampers it in…” are we going to also tuck it into bed and sing it lullabies?

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“A charcuterie board of shots” 😭😭 razor honestly how do you come up with this stuff