i really want to know what it feels like to rip the mask of my face
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shout out to teenagers not going to malls actually because now I can apply for jobs there with the comfort of knowing it's unlikely I'll see any of my peers there
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woahhhh im tumblr famous now!!!! anyways here's the short little work this was about:
u should totttaalllylyy drop a follow btw if u liked this work bc there's MUCH more stuff like this coming :)
"oh what inspired that work?" "what inspired that poem?" "An old relationship? someone you like?" No actually it's two doomed yaoi characters sorry :(
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:(
i wish my friends were normal
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kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce
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Idk what the fuck gender is I just want a really long coat
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Goro cannot afford the nice pair of gloves with his first paycheck but he takes his mom the overpriced trendy cafe she always stares at but never goes in. its a kinder timeline.
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this reality is a total escapism.
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You seem to be having a wonderful time
yes, so so wonderful *sobs* /lh
but @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend would like everyone to know that she’s having an ABSOLUTELY wonderful time lmaoo
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Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!
Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!
Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.
Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!
Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.
Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!
Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.
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