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❛ — Because we must, as soon as you buy one of these, you have to sign a contract committing to looking at the screens for at least eight hours a day. The Muggle's ability to control its populations via technology is brilliant, you must recognize. ❜ Rabastan tried not to sound too catty while answering the Slytherin while he picked his precious phone from the ground and checked to see if it was still alive, getting another one wouldn't be too hard but certainly a bother, not to mention the fact that a simple reparo wasn't the most perfect spell to fix them, his phone still had a few dents from the last fall that seemed to haunt him at night. ❛ — The Muggles also have a saying that goes something like 'if you don't know how to play, just don't come down to the playground' I do think it's a great advice for you at the moment, Flint. ❜

It was a delightful feeling to get back onto the Quidditch pitch at Hogwarts. It’s what Benjamin was looking forward to the most every summer when he was home. This year, the alone practice was also a great excuse to get away from everyone who now carried those smart phones and whatnot. It had annoyed him greatly - they were muggle devices and did not belong at Hogwarts.

Once he had a shower and put his broom away, he left the pitch and walked past no less than twelve people with an iPhone. Plenty of his fellow students had tried to make him sign up for plenty of apps, including a bird thing, a book of faces and something that sounded way too much like stupefy. He’d refused - he didn’t even have a phone. When he eventually crashed into someone with their eyes glued to the screen, he’d had it. “Watch where you’re walking, you bloody idiot!” he snapped. “Why do you all have to stare into those every second of the day?”

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❛ — It was a great day indeed but- wait, what? ❜ It was not necessary to look in the other's direction to guess that the offer came from a Hufflepuff with the food offer and that chipper tone, but it took a few seconds until Rabastan completely processed what he had said and realized that he was facing a plate of what actually seemed to be cookies, a little bit too suspicious even if it was coming from someone from the house of the badger. ❛ — Should I be worried you're just offering them so randomly? Your house would be disappointed if there's something in them, you know. ❜

instead of spending his spare time that day in the greenhouse, he had spent his time baking cookies. baking was something he had done a lot with his mother so now whenever he was feeling sentimental he ended up in the kitchen to bake. however, this time he had made more cookies than he could realistically eat by himself. so the only option was to give them away.  “you know what would make this day even better?” he asked. “a chocolate chip cookie! good thing i have some with me. want one?” he asked, holding out the platter. 

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It was times like these that made his post as prefect too complex to deal with indifference for his liking. If it were practically any other veteran of his, it would be easy to simply take some points or even a short detention without being biased, but he just didn't like to do it to a fellow pure-blood. It was clearly a matter that demanded his improvisation skills, so he just put himself between them. ❛ — Bella, my dear, let’s not start the school year with the wrong foot. ❜ His voice was smooth with no traces of sarcasm in it even if it desperately wanted to come out of his mouth. ❛ — I know you care a whole lot about the Hogwarts youth, but no need to lose your temper. ❜

“oh, did you need that?” her voice carried through the castle effortlessly. she beamed down at the terrified gryffindor in front of her. “maybe next time you’ll look up from that retched muggle device long enough to watch where you’re going and then i won’t throw it over the ever changing staircase.” no one heard the response but surely it didn’t sit well. “mind your tongue you insignificant oaf! i’m bellatrix bloody black! you should be elated by the mere fact that i didn’t throw you off the bleeding staircase!”

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  ❛ — If that’s your tactic into convincing me to give it up, you need a better one. I look great in anything, let’s not kid ourselves. ❜

“You’re never going to get laid in that sweater.”

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the mun !

Hello! It’s me, Zai! I was born 19 and a few lovely months ago, I use she/her pronouns and I’m playing the one and only Rabastan Lestrange! My hours are a mess and a half and I love to complain about them even though it’s my own damn fault, I’m a Capricorn with a moon in Aquarius and I live in Brazil so if any weird word comes out, just blame it on the portuguese.

the muse !

[ jannik schümann. 16. he/him. ] RABASTAN LESTRANGE has stepped through the barrier to platform 9 ¾. the SIXTH year RAVENCLAW student is most looking forward to ACTUALLY DOING WHAT HE’S THERE TO DO, STUDY. their peers describe HIM as CONFIDENT & SELF-INDULGENT, and has dubbed HIM as the FACADE. RABASTAN feels ANNOYED about the war raging outside of hogwarts plans to JOIN THE DEATH EATERS when the year is up.

here’s his full bio or just put a /about after his url if you’re on mobile 

tl;dr he’s a little shit that’s it you can close the tab

he getting selected into ravenclaw wasn’t as much of a drama as he expected it would be and not much of a surprise if you look close because has almost no ambition running through his veins, or better, he does have but tends to be too lazy to do something about it if what he wants just doesn’t come to him

growing up he was more of a mama’s boy than his father’s son, she never had the daughter she dreamed of so he was the next best thing and he’s really okay with things turning that way and really happy rodolphus is the one that usually has to deal with the pressure of being the first born

he had the whole package of tutors before Hogwarts and knows how to be a great gentleman because of that and usually is a great gentleman on a day-to-day basis because in his mind he is prince charming incarnated

he’s really vain and has to check his appearance in every mirrored surface he can find every ten seconds, but pointing that out to him it’s just asking to be hexed because he won’t ever admit that he worries about his appearance

he’s a secret dork but will definitely hex you if you ever call him that. he’s a prefect. actually enjoys studying and his favorite subject is history of magic. hates quidditch because it’s not a beautiful and gracious form of art, but does love art of dueling. he loves languages in general and has fun deciphering codes. and is in the potions club because slug’s his favorite and raba loves sucking up to teachers 

and the slug club of course, did you really thing he wouldn’t be invited???

has a cat named Gato that is very vocal but Rabastan always answers him back.

he doesn’t like the idea of being an outcast and quite quickly realized he had do adapt if he wasn’t between like minded people, he’s not 100% on board with the war thing because it might put his precious neck on the line but he doesn’t really disagree with their ideias either but in school he just pretends to be neutral about it, even a little bit against it if the situation demands

he’s actually really open to muggle technology and other kinds of advancements, he just doesn’t trust them because you know everywhere you look in their world, they have brought mass destruction and stuff 

connections !

friends, foes and everything in the middle

he’s probably engaged to someone so if anyone wants to volunteer *shrug emoji* also it would be lovely if they were both profoundly annoyed about it but instead of taking it to their parents they would just annoy each other but I’m accepting anything truly. 

someone to be his pet project on making them more presentable, bonus point if he earns the trust of the person and then offers the person as a sacrificial lamb to the up to no good slytherins because of peer pressure? idk there’s gotta be a reason because he won’t act evil just to be evil

childhood friends, childhood enemies, childhood frenemies but be warned that this category probably includes lot’s os flashback headcanons and he probably charming your character parents so he will be their favorite

class partners so he can annoy them to death

I WOULD LOVE IF ONE OF THE MUGGLEBORNS ACTUALLY FOUND HIM OUT IN ONE OF HIS ESCAPADES TO MUGGLE LONDON/CITIES AND IDK WHERE THIS GOES BUT IT’S A SECRET AND HE’S NOT ABOVE KILLING PEOPLE TO PROTECT HIMSELF SO EVERYTHING ELSE IS ALSO FAIR GAME IN HIS MIND BUT A CUTE FRIENDSHIP CAN ALSO BLOOM FROM THIS?

idk i’ll probably keep adding to this