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even after a couple months this blog still looks good.

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❝Whatever, I will get him a necklace. He’ll like that.  ❞

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you don't like lingerie?

❝It’s not that I don’t like it… i do. 

It’s just the premise of the present, it can’t be that blunt like I can’t just make it that straightforward, he’d hate it. But begrudgedly take it anyway just cause it’s a present. And I don’t want that kinda reaction. It needs to be good but it can’t too blunt and it can’t be too subtle.   ❞

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makes one text post abt L*ngerie.

L*ngerie blogs: HOO SHIT SMASH THAT MF FOLLOW BUTTON

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he'd look cute. give him something cute.

❝ Like clothes???? ❞

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get him a necklace? Like maybe a silver chain with a purple gem at the end? something short and sweet.

❝hmm. nice idea. I don’t know about gem part, that’s sounds expensive and rare. Not that I certainly can’t pay for it but....  ❞

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Buy him lingerie

❝ I don’t know about that....❞

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❝Brian’s birthday is in 4 days and I have nothing. ❞

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I meant to send one but got distracted: lmfao ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜

❝I think that should probably go down in the books as one of the biggest lies you’ve ever told me.   ❞

[ He chuckles, smiling softly as he looks away and down.]

❝ Besides, you’re not that bad, believe me I’ve been through and seen worst people than you. ❞

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same

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❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜

[ He’s surprised by that- Maybe a little bit too much?? Because it’s sounds off putting at first; and he can’treally find the right words to describe it as synoptic .]

❝Well that’s kinda---

ah, you know what nevermind. I think I’ll just sit back and act like that’s true without actually rebutting that statement with something more encyclical on that effect.  ❞

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❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜

❝ Somehow, I find that last part very believable. Like really believable.   ❞

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popular text posts + ask memes

❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

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*me sweating* 

 I have no idea how to start this draft.

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